fritzdixxon Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 For sure and then when some of them react poorly to an outlandish icebreaker it is just funny not a rejection lol 4 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Are those the only options? Can you drink coffee at church? Depends, if getting kicked out of church is your goal.....challenge the priest on Adam and Eve subject, like I did when I was 16........I basically questioned the legitimacy of it by stating that if people have babies with their siblings, then we all would be funny looking tards and there wouldn't be other ethnic groups in our planet. THAT was enough, I'm the devil 1 Link to comment
HRH Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 do you drink coffee or go to church Matt? I fucking hate coffee and I fucking hate Church. Think I'm going to have to lie to church folk. Lesser of two evils, right? 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 i actually strive to talk to random chicks, because sometimes its really nerve wrecking, and it helps you to realize there is nothing to be afraid of and in fact most of the woman i talk to, tell me the wanted to say something to me first but never would have... its actually an epidemic theses days 2 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I fucking hate coffee and I fucking hate Church. Think I'm going to have to lie to church folk. Lesser of two evils, right? doesn't matter, order a fucking water you are not there for the free wifi or coffee, unless you are on insoms updating how the hunt is going.... 4 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 i actually strive to talk to random chicks, because sometimes its really nerve wrecking, and it helps you to realize there is nothing to be afraid of and in fact most of the woman i talk to, tell me the wanted to say something to me first but never would have... its actually an epidemic theses days I've once heard that at certain age men will begin to be approached by random females who are simply seeking to spark up a random conversation......39 and waiting...... Link to comment
Burabuda Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 instead of waiting, work out until you're ripped, then instant random female magnet you will be! 1 Link to comment
HRH Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I've been doing that lately. Loosing my love handles, woo hoo! 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Don't get to ripped, then they will fear you have roid rage and shrunken nuts. 3 Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Depends, if getting kicked out of church is your goal.....challenge the priest on Adam and Eve subject, like I did when I was 16........I basically questioned the legitimacy of it by stating that if people have babies with their siblings, then we all would be funny looking tards and there wouldn't be other ethnic groups in our planet. THAT was enough, I'm the devil Did that with God being in the pledge of allegiance. He said "they want to take it out and it been there the whole time!" To which I replied "only since the 50's"......I was asked to leave. :lol: church people... 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Don't get to ripped, then they will fear you have roid rage and shrunken nuts. One down.... Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I've been doing that lately. Loosing my love handles, woo hoo! If you don't get a ratsun sticker on your goon, you will continue to strike out, even without "love handles" ;) 1 Link to comment
Draker Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Also we invented the shake weight. Link to comment
Draker Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 We also win 1st place in fat Mofo per capita. Link to comment
Draker Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Someone can fact check that last one. I thought it might make for a good juxtaposition. 1 Link to comment
Draker Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I feel comfortable making that assumption. Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 +1 for improper use of juxtaposition of fat mofo 2 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 whoops ,,,,, facts suck :ROFL: Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 MOTHER FUCKER. I had a fwb all set up for tonight. Supposed to meet at 730. She changes her mind at the last minute, says, no we're too incompatible, I can't start doing something this late at night. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY 730 BITCH?!! I'm gonna let Jay Z say it for me: I got 99 problems but a bitch isn't going to be one. It's cuz you didn't help Flatcat's move lewlz 3 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I'm telling you Christian minglers and AA meetings is the express lane to poon, even for a sober satanists . Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 whoops ,,,,, facts suck :rofl: ...not made up ones. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Got 1 problem, but 99 bitches ain't 0. Z jay Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 ...not made up ones. Actually he is right per capita we consume 3 gallons per day more, but my stat about production is also right where we tripple production per capita. Link to comment
r0p0doe Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Hope this doesn't offend anyone but man I felt uneasy listening to this, so bizarre to hear someone talk like that... Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 "You know that guy gives me the creeps".... Said to Mrs. D years ago. 2 Link to comment
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