captaingamez Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Think I should have re-parked? 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'd have never parked that close. But that's because I would have slashed his tires and shat on his manifold. 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Should've called ICE on them Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 What happens when a Cadillac cross breeds with an AMC Gremlin... Surprise! This Cadillac took its cues from an early Rolls Royce, which in turn took ITS cues from an even earlier Cadillac. What goes around comes around! Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 For those that claim to have a Penis, but can't prove it, the H3 Quote Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Surprise! This Cadillac took its cues from an early Rolls Royce, which in turn took ITS cues from an even earlier Cadillac. What goes around comes around! But it still looks like the end result of a Cadillac that buttsexed a Gremlin... Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Au contraire, butt sex is well known to prevent unwanted children. I presume it is the primary reason for its prevalence. Thus it is unlikely that the Cadillac had any babies, despite it's reputation for taking anything larger than a bug, up the ass. You sir, are either a spreader of rumors, or you speak in jest. Either way, Ratsun has no room for such accusation. 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Chuck I totally respect your judgement of this ass hacked Cadi, however I feel your use of the term "Buttsexed" instead if the proper "anal reproduction" shows an insensitivity in this matter. tr8er,Please take note; In Chuck's automotive reproduction scenario the Cadillac was top and the Gremlin bottom, therefore impregnation is biologically feasible. The truth is the Gremlin itself was the product of an unholy sex act between Nash Corporation and Hudson Motor Car Company. Obviously the offspring of this "merger" suffer from grotesque genetic mutations. It's a lesser known fact however that a evolutionary byproduct of this co-mingling of genetic material is that the Gremlin has what is called a puterus, or a unique anal reproductive organ located in it's tail pipe. Now this may be congecture but... In the automotive industry, Cadillac's sexual promiscuity is legendary, and although there has been no genetic testing to verify, it has been rumored the 1982 Seville is indeed the illegitimate ass child of a Gremlin and a Cadillac FleetWOOD. Come on, we all know there was a lot of cocane use in the 80s. 1 Quote Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Yes, cocaine use, and we also can't rule out all that residual polyester poisoning from the '70's. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 For those that claim to have a Penis, but can't prove it, the H3 I couldn't find the exact jeep that looks just like the H3 but this is close. I'm so embarrassed for jeep. 1 Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Think I should have re-parked? Shoulda parked on the drivers side :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
captaingamez Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Shoulda parked on the drivers side :rofl: I really REALLY tried to, lol, but there was that street light pilar there, and not much room. I have done it before on the drivers side though. we have this place called "Scottsdale" where all nice cars essentially park this way. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 You have a problem with a $70,000 Scion iQ? Quote Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 You have a problem with a $70,000 Scion iQ? Jeez, when you put it that way, I just come across as kind of an ass... :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I really dislike any cars, especially Datto's that are trailer queens, I have seen some that would barely run enough to get off their trailers. They sure are pretty though :sick: Anything that you can actually drive is fine. Quote Link to comment
foodave Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 GM poached the PT cruiser designers from Ma MOPAR and the HHR was the best they could come up with. they have the same designer. He went from dodge to gm. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Chuck I totally respect your judgement of this ass hacked Cadi, however I feel your use of the term "Buttsexed" instead if the proper "anal reproduction" shows an insensitivity in this matter. tr8er,Please take note; In Chuck's automotive reproduction scenario the Cadillac was top and the Gremlin bottom, therefore impregnation is biologically feasible. The truth is the Gremlin itself was the product of an unholy sex act between Nash Corporation and Hudson Motor Car Company. Obviously the offspring of this "merger" suffer from grotesque genetic mutations. It's a lesser known fact however that a evolutionary byproduct of this co-mingling of genetic material is that the Gremlin has what is called a puterus, or a unique anal reproductive organ located in it's tail pipe. Now this may be congecture but... In the automotive industry, Cadillac's sexual promiscuity is legendary, and although there has been no genetic testing to verify, it has been rumored the 1982 Seville is indeed the illegitimate ass child of a Gremlin and a Cadillac FleetWOOD. Come on, we all know there was a lot of cocane use in the 80s. I can't believe I'm getting gang raped on this issue. Two cars engaging in anal reproduction? No. It's butt sex. No reproduction. I'll research this supposition of a puterous. I'm skeptical. I think you are right about the cocaine. Cocaine was responsible for perhaps the majority of anal proceedings in the 80's. (The pre-nitrous era). Leading to the decoration, and glorification of the automotive rear, such as spoilers, and chrome tips (raunchy). But I've never once heard of a consequence being born as the result. Caddy and AMC G getting it on: 100%. But I'll be shocked to find it resulted in offspring. I'll remind you, that due to its genetic history, the Gremlin is generally known to be infertile anyway. It's father was never confirmed. And I tend to believe the popular opinion that a Javelin fleet was fed after midnight in 1969, giving rise to the Gremlin anomaly. 1 Quote Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Sometimes you've just got to step back and softly mutter to yourself.... "Dafuq?" 1 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Now why does that look so familiar? Oh yeah! It's nothing new!! And I like Pintos! 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I really dislike any cars, especially Datto's that are trailer queens, I have seen some that would barely run enough to get off their trailers. They sure are pretty though :sick: Anything that you can actually drive is fine. I'm seeing some bitterness in you Rick.... Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Bitter? Chancellor Palpatine was bitter,, Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Bitter? Chancellor Palpatine was bitter,, No, he was a a quest for unlimited power... Quote Link to comment
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