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The rule around here is... if you make a horrid sound, then scratch and/or shit on the hood of my truck, I will sprint toward you, hack your head off with a parang, kill your friends who watched you do it, stuff your carcass in my deep freeze and bring you out on a festive holiday to have as my dinner. Seems strict, but rules are rules. The bird is really darn good by the way, I just tried a little.

Did you also "burn his damn house down" there William Money? :lol:

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My grandfather had two guard peacocks, as he called them. Fuckers let him know when someone came in the yard for sure.

 

 

Now I kinda want a pet peacock

 

 

Get a few guinea hens they are pretty small and nest in the trees ,, and squack like hell  if anything moves,, even at night.

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I used to have a cockatiel that made for a good guard bird. It went nuts chirping and whistling when someone walked up to the house or drove into the driveway. It died last spring at 17 1/2 years old. I miss my bird!

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