shacks510 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Glad I'm not the only one who finds it funny when others get a whiff of your farts haha Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You get alot of it in places like Ross and Marshalls. Low brow and shameless. Link to comment
smoke Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 no dude, crop dusting is when you walk through the middle of a group and lay it down. Smoke here probably just dropped the bomb in the middle of the store. Although I do enjoy a good crop dusting Oh, I Hiroshimaed that place. 3 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 A few years back, I was in town and was really hungry. My friend points out a Wendy's and I figured, what the hell, it won't kill me. So, I got a burger and fries. About 30 minutes later, we were in an auto parts store and I laid down a fart that was so nasty that it filled up the 5000 square foot building in the matter of a few minutes. Seriously, I am not exaggerating, it was so bad that one of the girls at the counter opened up the doors. I was so guilty, because I was the only one in hysterical laughter and each time it hit someone new and they made a gagging sound, I laughed even harder. Sooo, Wendy's, yaaah. 1 Link to comment
graveltrapp Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Although it is not usually on the menu, I will often times request a child's size cup of the pink slime. That with two packets of mustard and one pack of salsa works to keep me regular every time. You should try it Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Met a guy at Oriellys and he said he had a car just like the lizard mobile in his garage ,,, same color and everything , hasn't moved in 10 or more years.. I had him call my phone to get his call back number.. Then i ran number into google to stalk him .. and the number gets a few hits,,,, one is called ExposingJohns.com,, they have color mugshots to go with personal info,, and there he is :rofl: :rofl: This is NOT his page as it seems kinda dickish for a website to even do this to the poor bastard. https://exposingjohns.com/browse/1/washington+ Link to comment
smoke Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 What the fuck happen to good parenting? You know...like when your old man sits you down and says something wise, like "son, never give your phone number to a hooker". 1 Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 What the fuck happen to good parenting? You know...like when your old man sits you down and says something wise, like "son, never give your phone number to nanner. dads these days :rolleyes: Link to comment
laotsu Posted November 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 what's wrong with prostitution? Link to comment
laotsu Posted November 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 exposing johns is an extortion website, check out this one he actually post pics of dudes getting their services. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 What's prostitution anyway? Trading your body for goods and services? Lots of women have done that to some extent when they marry. Security, home, money maybe a few compromises so what? That job at the hair salon doing nails wasn't working out anyway. Might as well get the 'best bang for the buck'. Link to comment
shacks510 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I bet it's illegal because the government can't collect taxes on it. 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 And remember, if you film it and call it porn, then it's fine and dandy. 1 Link to comment
JoeCool Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 It's from Facebook, not youtube, so no instant link, but watch this! How NOT to wash a car: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151754023298645 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't do f/b Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 is this near you, Mike? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I think Europe? Link to comment
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