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Odes to porta pottys:

 

Here I sit in misty vapor,

Someone stole the toilet paper.

I long to leave but still I linger,

guess I'll have to use my finger.

 

 

Here I sit all broken hearted.

Paid a dime and only farted.

Last time I took a chance.

Saved a dime but shit my pants.

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Odes to porta pottys:

 

Here I sit in misty vapor,

Someone stole the toilet paper.

I long to leave but still I linger,

guess I'll have to use my finger.

 

 

Here I sit all broken hearted.

Paid a dime and only farted.

Last time I took a chance.

Saved a dime but shit my pants.

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Here I sit Buns a flex'n give'n birth to another Texan.

 

This was my comeback joke when I lived in Casterville TX with my cousins. I was introduced as "This is our cousin Ron from California, land of fruits and nuts". All's fare

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sigh....because of last night.

 

my knuckles are now white,

 

from gripping this seat, oh man what did i eat,

 

a meal of great proportion,

 

my vision in distortion,

 

as i stare at my feet, expecting defeat,

 

 a wave of motion!, i feel as if given a promotion,

 

happy as a clam, as i turn to see

 

what looks like a botched abortion 

 

 

-Tendril 

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