laotsu Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 That my ass hanging out?you calling yourself a butthead? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 My Father is telling me about his trip to Florida.....I was clean shaven when he started talking about it. I've been hoping for an earthquake, heart attack or something to make it end. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 My Father is telling me about his trip to Florida.....I was clean shaven when he started talking about it. I've been hoping for an earthquake, heart attack or something to make it end. my aunt used to call me up drunk all the time, started going on and on about prairie life 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 It's not that it's even that long of a story, he just talks SO slow and makes these really long pauses between sentences. Either for dramatic effect, or maybe he can't remember what he was going to say. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 I call that the Gen (generational) offensive. I think it's fairly universal to have some latent, if not open animosity between father and son. This might show up in subtle benign ways like heightened competitiveness, "good natured" ribbing, or on the other extreme a completely failed relationship. No one the planet knows how to push my buttons like my father, but the question remains. Is he doing this shit with conscious intent, or is it some unconscious vendetta for all the button pushing I did back in the day? What's interesting is as a kid I truly wanted to kill my stepfather, and on a daily basis he let me know he wanted to kill me. The man was an abusive piece of shit drunk, but has reformed his life, and taken full responsibility for what he did in the past. He came up to visit just last week and there was ZERO animosity between us. In fact, I can say my kids and I really enjoyed his company. I have always been much closer to my real Dad, but when he comes up, we are zinging each other's buttons like playing an accordion. WTF? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 My own Father is a bit of an oddity. While he does push my buttons often, it's not like zingy banter. I will give him a light ribbing about something, much to the same tune that many of us on here do to one another and the fucker will just go right for the throat with the meanest possible thing that pops into his mind, it's just weird. Also, you never know if he is going to bring you a piece of cake or shoot you in the face, it's one extreme or the other. If I did not talk to him or visit him, he would never make contact with me at all. I tested this theory once...we did not have a fight or falling out, I just wanted to see if he would call or email or anything, or at least to ask me what the fuck my problem was. FIVE YEARS, not even a phone call. I finally showed up and he acted like I was there just yesterday. I kinda think he has a burned out bearing or something. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 My dad just drank scotch, stood in the doorway, (to prevent escape), and talked. He'd tell the coolest stories. Like three of em, 10,000 times!!! 2 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 the Forty Whiners can't stay out of jail long enough to practice. They just rest on the laurels of Joe Beans Hey.....who's side are you on.... .......you live here..... Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Goddamn, glad I got a few years for that yet. Does not look or sound fun. sux but seriously the pain that I have felt for a decade is gone. also, loritab 10s rock so fucking hard! 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 sux but seriously the pain that I have felt for a decade is gone. also, loritab 10s rock so fucking hard! Holy fuck, careful! Them pills can be the worst joy you will ever know. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 september 1 makes six years I have owned this thing. starting to think it was worth $900 after all. 5 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Hey.....who's side are you on.... .......you live here..... I'm an A's fan. Fuck the Cheesy Winers! Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'm an A's fan. Fuck the Cheesy Winers! You need to lay off that payy-yotee...... .....cuz that right there don't make no sense....... Go Giants!! :P Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 september 1 makes six years I have owned this thing. starting to think it was worth $900 after all. *snip* Definitely.......... :) Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Joe Beans hisself doing his best Eight is Enough impersonation. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 It's not that it's even that long of a story, he just talks SO slow and makes these really long pauses between sentences. Either for dramatic effect, or maybe he can't remember what he was going to say. Obama???? 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Like that, but imagine if he had chewed up a handful a quaaludes and had 1/2 the IQ. Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Why do the liberals think he is soooooo articulate?? His speeches are at a 3rd grade level of literacy and spoken at 1/4 speed. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 He dumbing it down for you. Well, not necessarily you. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I am personally much more intelligent than him and I have proven it with all of my awesome accomplishments that you have never heard of. 2 Quote Link to comment
Mattndew76 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Lol maybe Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 You definitely need to get an attorney ,, your plastic surgeon needs to be thrown in jail.. :lol: me about 24 hours ago. got dead people parts in my neck and puked up God knows how many $$$ worth of morphine. home now and the pain from the surgery is already going away. the old pain that made the surgery necessary has already gone away. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 My dad and oldest brother are both like that,, once my dad came by my house and my brother was under his car ,, neither one said anything for 1/2 hour or more.. Then my dad left. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 me about 24 hours ago. got dead people parts in my neck and puked up God knows how many $$$ worth of morphine. home now and the pain from the surgery is already going away. the old pain that made the surgery necessary has already gone away. You definitely need to get an attorney ,, your plastic surgeon needs to be thrown in jail.. :lol: Brian Cranston's attorney is already thinking of suing you. 1 Quote Link to comment
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