bananahamuck Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Ding ding..... Skyblue had a good oic of one...... What the fucks this ding ding we both get a point shit,,,,,,,,,, I figured it out ,,,,,,,, alone,,,,,,,,, god dammit!! http://img.youtube.com/vi/IJL4TNAXnNg/0.jpg http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/9c/68/02/9c68026d1cefaf72f36781b400083a01.jpg Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 What the fucks this ding ding we both get a point shit,,,,,,,,,, I figured it out ,,,,,,,, alone,,,,,,,,, god dammit!! That's like someone tells a joke, and the other guy repeats it and everybody laughs Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Okay. New trivia. How the hell did it end up there...? 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 What's a pager? 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 ....and what's a beeper, and why didn't I have one? 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 ....and what's a beeper, and why didn't I have one? Cause youre Canadian 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Okay. New trivia. How the hell did it end up there...? Angry boyfriend smashes on ground, chunks go flying. 2 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted April 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Okay. New trivia. How the hell did it end up there...? THAT is what makes it random as %$@! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Without pickles!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
The Taterhead Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Not for me! I am lactose intolerant, so it's for flooding the toilet! Why did I laugh at this? HARD Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Why did I laugh at this? HARD Because the thought of peeing out of your butthole is funny; it's the only thing that redeemed my recent bout with dysentery. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Taxes suck goat balls. Just gave a 510 rolling project and a half worth of cash to the man. Lame Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 You made too much money. Not enough for you to be a "job creator", where you pay a lower percent of tax and not little enough to be a "taker". Come on over to the taker side buddy. Seriously though, I get my pension, which is 50% of what I made in the service, which was not a whole lot even when 100%. I do side work, buy, sell and trade a few things, did pretty well this year, so I got boned. Truth is, I just need to be better at what I can claim and other sneaky shit. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Tax man hooked me up this year. Then the wife his all the money before I had a chance to blink. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 You can't write off 75% of everything and expect not too raise an eye. Play it straight. The truth is 75% of what I do make goes to expenses. Barely worth it. My dream job is a security guard at a mini golf course, even though I don't golf. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 We have 4 kids I had to use a fuckin wheelbarrow to take our refund check to the bank. My dream job would be a mini golf pro even though there isn't much security in that. 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I'm gonna apply for a job at WalMart as an organic farmer, they are looking for them 1 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted April 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I'm divorced with 2 kids and I need extra vaseline this time of year.......... Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 How come guys with no kids get hit so hard?, they should cut us a deal for all the parking we save. Can I adopt a virtual child and claim it as a dependent? Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I did TurboTax. took my refund as an Amazon gift card and got an extra 10%. Fuck, I spend that much at Amazon anyway. How else can I earn 10% on my money reliably? I'm thinking about paying more this year to Sam, cause I know I can earn 10% on it! I can buy gift certificates through Amazon for most of the stuff I can't buy on Amazon. I hope I can keep my spending habits mellow now that I've got money sitting there. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 How come guys with no kids get hit so hard?, they should cut us a deal for all the parking we save. Can I adopt a virtual child and claim it as a dependent? It really should be the other way around. If you want to reproduce you should be taxed. That way everyone else doesn't have to pay for your mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Said your mom. 4 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I love other peoples kids. If wealth skipped a generation I would be grandpa millionaire. My kids would buy me condo in the south of France. Damn, it's still not to late! Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I love other peoples kids. If wealth skipped a generation I would be grandpa millionaire. What does that even mean? Quote Link to comment
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