Hyspeedz Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Got real busy Saturday and with the help of a bunch of cowboys nearby, we started a fire. Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBte90ULpp4 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 damn sturdy lil bitch Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 That's what I look like in the mornings when I don't get my coffee. Here's what a REALLY bad day at the dyno looks like. http://youtu.be/9I9k9rHB4EA 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Everyone is SUCH a badass from the confines of their car and when you apologize, only because you don't want it to go any further, they smell weakness and really turn up the badassery. When I actually step out of my car (and no, I'm not an intimidating guy) most act as if I have broken some sort of protocol by not just telling the guy I was going to kick his ass, but to actually give it a try for real. I was then put in my place as he screamed FFFFFUCK YOU! from over the sound of his racing engine and squealing tires a block away. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Ho no, Smoke's not an "intimidating guy'.... Dude you suffer from Perma-scowl because you never learned to smile as a kid, your beard looks like it's made of barbed wire, and your guns are straight off the heavy destroyer USS Bad Ass. No man, you're not intimidating at all. :crying: 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 I guess maybe my self image is much different than my appearance. I know that for the most part, I'm just a big baby with a fruity little dog sitting next to me. I suppose I don't really give off that vibe unless a person really knows me good. Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 my older brother is 6'7" 250lbs looks like a viking, but is the biggest teddy until you push the wrong button, his signature move is a hedbutt Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Fights these days are really stupid and I was really stupid for for getting out of my car in the first place. Oh, I don't mind having my ass kicked all that much, but today, there is a much larger chance of a weapon coming into play other than balled up hands. I'm not sure if it's fear based or what, but I for one have reached my quota for the amount of times a guy should be shot in a lifetime, and it fuckin hurts. I honestly enjoy the physical act of fighting, not anger based mind you, but like in a gym with friends. Yeah, we beat the piss out of each other and the next day it does not feel so hot but, there is a really positive effect it has on my mental well being (as strange as that must sound). Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Huh, I always feel better after a good shit. Takes all kinds I guess. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Fights these days are really stupid and I was really stupid for for getting out of my car in the first place. Oh, I don't mind having my ass kicked all that much, but today, there is a much larger chance of a weapon coming into play other than balled up hands. I'm not sure if it's fear based or what, but I for one have reached my quota for the amount of times a guy should be shot in a lifetime, and it fuckin hurts. I honestly enjoy the physical act of fighting, not anger based mind you, but like in a gym with friends. Yeah, we beat the piss out of each other and the next day it does not feel so hot but, there is a really positive effect it has on my mental well being (as strange as that must sound). That's not odd at all. I love beating the shit out of people. But keep it as a sport for the same reason. Minus the part about getting shot too many times. Never had to experience that one thank god. Those Benzos are no fucking joke smoke. Glad you are off them and not dead. Hardest shit to kick in the world. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 It really was difficult. I could deal with the not sleeping, the flue like symptoms, the shakes and all that jazz, it was the things they call "brain zaps" that were driving me up the wall. Pretty hard to explain but it was a lot like taking a hit to the head from inside your skull. Just sitting around and WHAM!. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 ... Yeah, we beat the piss out of each other and the next day it does not feel so hot but, there is a really positive effect it has on my mental well being (as strange as that must sound). I just go out and kick a ginger.... Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Random feelings of the day: I just feel like beating the living shit out of someone today. Send them to the hospital with a caved in face kinda feeling. God I hope no one cuts me off on the way home from work. I'll probably just go home and cut the grass. Do you do side jobs? I have a business idea Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I just go out and kick a ginger.... Just dont kick the wrong one, one of my best friends is a ginger, looks like smoke but more angry.... Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 More angry than Smoke? He must be turned up to 11 then right. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 WHO YOU CALLIN ANGRY FUCKO?! Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 FUCKO..... Dude you and I need to go over some more appropriate tough guy language choices. You can use the film Good Fellas as reference material. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 fucko is acceptable as long as it is accompanied by a picture of a goat. I don't write the rules buddy. 1 Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Here is my random shit for the day... Went to fix myself some lunch before work, had to go in at 1, some leftover smoked turkey breast. Was going to make me an awesome sandwich. Cut off a slice, reached to grab it, and somehow the damn extra sharp butcher knife falls on my finger! Almost cut the tip of myleft ring finger off! Tried to stop the bleeding, to no avail. Wound up going to the local urgent care. They stopped the bleeding, and instead of stitching, did a tape strip and super glue to stick the tip back together, it was hanging on by a thread. Now I have a huge bandaged up finger. Missed work today per doctor's orders, have tomorrow and the weekend off. Quote Link to comment
scooter stuff Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Here is my random shit for the day... Went to fix myself some lunch before work, had to go in at 1, some leftover smoked turkey breast. Was going to make me an awesome sandwich. Cut off a slice, reached to grab it, and somehow the damn extra sharp butcher knife falls on my finger! Almost cut the tip of myleft ring finger off! Tried to stop the bleeding, to no avail. Wound up going to the local urgent care. They stopped the bleeding, and instead of stitching, did a tape strip and super glue to stick the tip back together, it was hanging on by a thread. Now I have a huge bandaged up finger. Missed work today per doctor's orders, have tomorrow and the weekend off. Did you make the sandwich? 1 Quote Link to comment
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