paradime Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon? A tampon comes stock with a tow rope Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers??? well-hung. Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 If necrophilia is dead boring And incest is relatively boring What is homosexuality? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . One guy boring the shit out of another. 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb? The bulb was lit when the screwing began, but just because there's no light on now, doesn't mean it's dead. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 How meny proofreeders dose it take to chanje a litebulb? Hoo the fuk neads a proofreeder? 1 Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 know why they call saggy boobs illegal aliens.....they have crossed the border into waist land 2 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 A man his wife and two children were checking in to a motel. The man, says to the Clerk "I hope the porn is disabled". The Clerk looking surprised and a little disgusted says "No, it's just regular porn you sick bastard"! 6 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. 3 Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted September 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 do you know why hot wheels makes so many fords....to teach young boys early how to push them 6 Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted September 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 what do you call a ford truck with duel exhaust... a wheel borrow 4 Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 ted nugent post this one.. went into a muslim book store was looking around when the owner came up and asked if he could help me find something. i said yeah you know that new book by donald trump about deporting illegal immigrants. the store owner starts shout...GET OUT! GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK! i said yeah thats the one do you have it in paper back. 5 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Very clever! :lol: Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 i had a really bad day. first, my ex got run over by a bus then i got fired from my job as a bus driver. 1 Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses.""We don't have any." replied the first woman."Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the game warden."But officer," replied the second girl, "we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."The game warden lifted up the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," shrugged the game warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the game warden left.As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop! Doesn't he know that there are steelheads in this river?!" 2 Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted October 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 what do you call a Mexican midget..... paragraph he is not big enough to be called essay Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 what do you call a Mexican midget..... paragraph he is not big enough to be called essay 1 Quote Link to comment
ericsb210 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop! Doesn't he know that there are steelheads in this river?!" Out loud laughs 1 Quote Link to comment
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