HRH Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 And now we're OFFICIALLY ON A ROLL!!!! :D Love you guys! Good night! Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Yep, it's that time. Somebody has to stop the Rick train from rolling. And now, what you've all been waiting for......... 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Why you deleting all the pics, yo? Page 1? Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I tried to reload the, couldn't figure out the image stream. All my old stuff was on the website I used to keep. I updated a few threads, but way too many to go through and update them all. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Mmmm colon 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Mmmm colon What does Gary Oldman think of that... 1 Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 What does Gary Oldman think of that... Why all the Gary Oldman references in Ratsun? I don't know anything about him Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Why all the Gary Oldman references in Ratsun? I don't know anything about him Cheif Gordan. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 That is strictly for those that know the reason, all 5 of us. :lol: everyone else can ignore. Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 That is strictly for those that know the reason, all 5 of us. :lol: everyone else can ignore. Something about the five of you, Gary, and a hotel room Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Something about the five of you, Gary, and a hotel room Gary isn't actually directly involved. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I think only three of us on the inside of that joke are actually on ratsun :rofl: oh good times 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 What does Gary Oldman think of that...that was Gary Oldman thoughts there bro 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Seeing lots of bruising in those pics.. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Seeing lots of bruising in those pics.. Hard to tell if self inflicted though. 1 Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Gary isn't actually directly involved. In Bill Clinton speak that can mean "not consensus during" I'd say you guys are starting to sound a little like Bill Cosby but that would make me a bigot and we're in the wrong thread for that Quote Link to comment
guyster Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I hate myself for reading this entire thread. 3 Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'm glad the photos unavailable on the first post Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Hard to tell if self inflicted though. I heard there were multiple perpetrators penetrators. Quote Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Welp... that went from sexy to 0 in just one post... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Sort of like Rick and his 521. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Those bruises are called hemorrhoids! And without daily exercise and fiber, you may well find your asshole not working. And I've said it before and I'll say it again: "You never know how important your asshole is until it ceases to work properly." ;) Quote Link to comment
ol' 320 Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 I had this done about 5 years ago. Never thought to ask for pics. HRH's description in the first post made it all come back ... I can still taste the vile flavor of the new, improved Super Colon Cleaner. I had to drink two liters of that vile nonsense. It was all I could do not to puke and choke it down. Then I shit a constant flow for what seems like hours ... the great new and improved Mississippi River, the "Big Muddy." I sh**t so hard it felt like a gorilla had shoved its hands up there, locked fingers and cracked its knuckles, all while shaking' its fists. I got off the bowl a couple of times just long enough to flush so I didn't plug up the pipes and flood out the house with anal debris. You younger Ratsuners can laugh now, but your asses will all be on the line soon enough:) I did enjoy the very best 20 minute nap of my life while under the spell of the anesthesiologist's "happy juice" though. They gave me the same shit that Michael Jackson OD'd from. Absolutely fantastic sleep with no hangover, nothing. I think it was called Proponal... Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Lol, yep! Sad thing is I'm pretty young for that, but at least I got my butt on track now for the most part. I still can't drink fruit punch gatorade any more. The barium solution or whatever it was tasted similar, although more salty. Even so, I took one drink about 4 months after and noooooooppppeee! Just about hurled, spit it out, threw the rest in the garbage. Blech. Quote Link to comment
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