Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 burnout marks from puter to toilet................................. :D :poop: Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 i think we lost him for teh night.............. :unsure: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Ohmigod. I sent text messages to Bill and to Pumpkin. Official time was 8:05. Think hardwyre was closest. My ass cheeks fell asleep on the toilet I was on there so long. Figuring I may have another bout in a bit, but for the moment I'm clear. F me running that shit is no joke for cleaning you out. Like my ass was a super soaker! You like that visual? :D Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Ohmigod. I sent text messages to Bill and to Pumpkin. Official time was 8:05. Think hardwyre was closest. My ass cheeks fell asleep on the toilet I was on there so long. Figuring I may have another bout in a bit, but for the moment I'm clear. F me running that shit is no joke for cleaning you out. Like my ass was a super soaker! You like that visual? :D Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Lime actually, lime. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 :lol: I see Jennifer trollin.....she interested in teh water works too :blink: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 She sent me a hug over the phone, you jelly? :P I have to go hover over the toilet again. <_< Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 She sent me a hug over the phone, you jelly? :P I have to go hover over the toilet again. <_< me no jelly, we have morning text hugs and goodnight bedtime stories......ya jelly?? Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Awww, now I'm jelly! ;) Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Night fecal freak..... Quote Link to comment
Big Schlink Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 All I have to say is: Pics or it didn't happen. :D Quote Link to comment
ripetomatoes Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Oh fuck me, it's getting pretty damn close. I'm going to go hover over the throne. sounds like me after i make my 5 alarm chili. its almost like you could get liftoff!!! i feel your pain man Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Oh boy, getting ready for the morning course of bowel flush! Another ten minutes and I'll down that nasty shit again. Like trying to drink strawberry schnapps straight, but 16 ounces of it. :( Here we go: I about hurled. The first batch was bad enough, trying to get the second batch down again, f me. Really do not like this shit. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Matt it sounds like the cure is worse than the problem. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Yeah, funny I've been thinking the same thing. Oh well. As long as this goes alright, I shouldn't have to do it again for 10 years. Or never. I'm thinking never depending on what they find. Finally got out of the shitter, debating if I have time or want to replace a triangle piece of the soffet/side of the house between now and then. Think I may go drink a soda and thing about it. Not having much motivation but the piece was rotted out when I bought the house, the roofers told me to replace it, and I said yeah I'll get to it. Now it's coming into the rainy season and I just noticed it's really rotting out. Might get a break in a couple days to do it, but wouldn't mind getting something done while I'm just sitting here wasting away waiting for me anal probe. Quote Link to comment
Draker Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 That colon camera is cake, wait until they want to use the urethrascope on you. "This may be a bit uncomfortable." That's what the Doc said. Welcome to getting old. The peter cam is no joke. No anesthesia other than a small tube of what I would call the equivalent to orajel. Except there is nothing oral about it. Its like numbing your lips to pull a tooth, it doesn't work. Quote Link to comment
Big Schlink Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 When I was about 8 I had to get a catheter, I can still feel the pain to this day when I think about it. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Why do I keep coming back to this thread?!? :lol: Quote Link to comment
Draker Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Why do I keep coming back to this thread?!? :lol: You're waiting for oics. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 You're waiting for oics. Boi howdy. :poop: Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 All I have to say is: Pics or it didn't happen. :D OIcs or its a honduh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Wut! They found a honhuh up there??? Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Wut! They found a honhuh up there??? Yeah but it looked like shit..... 1 Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Yeah but it looked like shit..... 2 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Ass report turned out good! They didn't find any Honduhs, that bowel prep flushed them all out! ;) The shit they gave me knocked me out in about 10 seconds. I don't remember shit. In fact, other than lying on the table, I remember waking up at home with mom. No idea how I even got to the car or anything. So I don't know if they gave me roofies or what, but my ass isn't sore so I'm not worrying about it. It did suck I ate whole bowl of soup, slept for a few hours, then got up and proceeded to throw it all up. Finally got semi-normal stomach around 1 am, ate a bunch of pretzels and some water as a test. It all held down. Going to go see about breakfast now, but thought I would share something with all of you. Scroll down..... Quote Link to comment
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