I'm BLUE Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Errrrrrrrr ..... Ummmmmmmm .... Ummmmmmmm .... Retreat ... Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Sprite huh?? :blink: :lol: Quote Link to comment
ZackTheImpaler Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 So the real question is do you trim it up for them? Or do you let them just rip the hair apart to get in there..... Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 So the real question is do you trim it up for them? Or do you let them just rip the hair apart to get in there..... :lol: Welcome to the jungle!! Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lol! Sick! That would be my buddy Mike, my asshole isn't that hairy! :P Quote Link to comment
Iowa Mark Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 That colon camera is cake, wait until they want to use the urethrascope on you. "This may be a bit uncomfortable." That's what the Doc said. Welcome to getting old. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lol! Sick! That would be my buddy Mike, my asshole isn't that hairy! :P How do you know this? :blink: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Oh shit, I've already had two std tests in my lifetime, the cotton swab up the ding dong was memorable enough, I can't imagine the camera. Fuck, gives me the willies just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 How do you know this? :blink: My buddy Mike + drunkeness = hairy asshole streaking. ;) Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GOYUBfdHn4&feature=player_detailpage Quote Link to comment
DAT510 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 i'd rather die of gonorrhea then get a camera stuck up my urethra, that's fucking gross. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GOYUBfdHn4&feature=player_detailpage OMFG! Dying from laughter. What did Rago do to any of those guys? Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Eat any undercooked meat lately? Maybe they'll find this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOaZCkA8Zvk&feature=related Wheeee! I'm an asshole! You're going to watch because you just can't look away. >:D Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Lol, oh fuck me, did this thread get nasty! Now I don't feel so bad! Getting ready to down the first Suprep Bowel Prep Kit solution right now. Oh joy. Going to pop in Smokey and the Bandit, good thing the DVD has a pause button! :D (Got the triple pack, but probably not going to watch 3, it just always is a let down. And for being on a liquid diet, I did pretty damn good today. Installed a security light on the back of the garage, mounted a convex mirror on the the neighbors garage so we can see what's going on from my porch area. Been having some assholes parking behind my garage in the alley. It's in a spot where you can't really see unless you go out there and I hadn't lit it before. Now I'm going to be able to see whatever mr. methhead fuck or tagger asshole is trying to do. And I cut plexiglass for Buddy's window, got his all sealed in. Making double pane windows out of old 1920s single pane windows. Clear silicone around the frame of the existing crappy window, clean well, hang in place with tape. Works like a charm. Need to replace it entirely, but windows are damn expensive. Did the back window earlier this year, think it was 179 bucks or so. So for $100 worth of plexiglass, I double paned the basement windows, Buddy's window, and I'll have almost enough for the kitchen window. Need to get one more square for that. Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Pftt...the only pain is when they try to jam that '42 inch LCD' through some 90 degree bends before it hits 'your' abnormally small sphincter . And yes....there is more than 1 up there....... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Oh f me. That goddamn bowel prep stuff smells okay, but dilute it in 16 ounces my fucking ass! It's worse than cough syrup, just a nasty, nasty taste. Damn near hurled finishing the stuff. Now the fun begins. :blink: Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Who wants to put a wager on what time the fireworks will begin!? 15 minutes to 1 hour says the instructions! We'll go by 7:23 as per the post. It's already been 15 minutes! :D To make it fair, I'll text Father Wild as soon as the throes of assmagedon begin! Who's taking first spot? I'm betting 7:56 pm. Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 9:11 has a ring to it.... :lol: Quote Link to comment
DAT510 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 i think i got this one, judging by your activity level, i'd say your not a fat bastard, so you might have a fast(er) metabolism. so id say around 8:08, that's 8 minutes from right now... have fun! Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted October 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Oh fuck me, it's getting pretty damn close. I'm going to go hover over the throne. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 tummy grumblin and rollin toward the exit?? :lol: Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Whooops...apparently we have some has fresh hash marks on the 1 yard line........... :lol: Quote Link to comment
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