paradime Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just like the English look down their noses at our Lipton tea (and rightfully so) Mediterranean countries poo poo our test in coffee. It's true dark roast slightly reduces the caffeine, but controlling the amount of caffeine is not what the French/Italian espresso process is about. Very low caffeine though, not by a long shot. Have a double espresso at Cafe Trieste and you won't need an enema. In Europe, they like their coffee dark and strong, but to control the amount of caffeine and acidity they might dilute it with water or milk at night. In fact, you can't even get a "light roast" coffee there. That again is an American invention, and to be honest I like light better than dark from a French Press, which BTW is about as "French" as the dressing, fries, manicure, kiss, etc. 2 1 Quote Link to comment
john510 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 11 hours ago, paradime said: There are plenty of romantic ways of rationalizing our addiction to caffeine, coffee tea or otherwise. It may have taken a while for a European level of sophistication in those rationals, but now it's here, don't wager anything on believing it's a passing fade. Flat out, there is a difference in taste between shitty coffee and good, but all too often price has NOTHING to do with it. Starbucks is case in point. Dark Roast, vs Mild Roast is a matter of taste though, and yes shitty coffee is often hidden behind over roasting, but I can assure you, a high quality dark roast coffee like a double espresso at Cafe Triest in North Beach, or Blue Bottle South of Market is F'n orgasmic. But you'd have to enter the belly of the beast to get it, so... Interesting,i've had great coffee before but i've never been able to achieve an orgasm from it.What's the secret ?😄 1 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 It's where you put it. Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Witch one? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Over KO's head? I don't think you could be anymore direct had you provided pictures... 3 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 16 hours ago, paradime said: There are plenty of romantic ways of rationalizing our addiction to caffeine, coffee tea or otherwise. I plain go for a coffee when I want a temporary kickstart to my day,other than that there's not a lot of romance for me with coffee. Specially not shoving it up your clacker. Kinky fuckers. 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Chocolate covered roasted beans, yummm. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, datzenmike said: Chocolate covered roasted beans, yummm. Do those get shot up your ass hole too? 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 This is getting old, can we go back to your Cali issues now? 1 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, KoHeartsGPA said: Do those get shot up your ass hole too? Closest ATM to that might be drinking Kopi Luwak aka Civet Coffee 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Never tried that monkey shit coffee. I would. Also, yes. Chocolate covered coffee bean are a true delight. Never felt buzzed from them though 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 I was told to only eat 3 or 4 but I'm made o stronger stuff and ate the entire packet. Like a heaping handful, about as much as I put in my press. Felt more like an espresso but not as immediate. Forgot to check my stools for nuggets though.... 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, datzenmike said: Forgot to check my stools for nuggets though.... Mikey's Coco Nibs? Hell they get $35 an oz for that monkey shit stuff. Maybe you can sell it back to the Indonesians. 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, tr8er said: Never tried that monkey shit coffee. I would. 1 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 58 minutes ago, paradime said: Mikey's Coco Nibs? Hell they get $35 an oz for that monkey shit stuff. Maybe you can sell it back to the Indonesians. Fuck that 'shit', I'd recycle it through my press. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 hours ago, paradime said: This is getting old, can we go back to your Cali issues now? That's depressing and hurts your ass hole 🤐 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Yah, it's a hetreo thang, I don't have an ass hole that can take a pounding like yours. 2 Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Work on Datsun..... Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, paradime said: Yah, it's a hetreo thang, I don't have an ass hole that can take a pounding like yours. Butt plug, my friend, butt plug 😀 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 so many scatalogical references in this thread...... 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Haven't even got to coprolites yet.......... Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Tricerapoops for that real Taster's Choice moment 1 Quote Link to comment
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