paradime Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 i am in no way a English grad.lol No coment... 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I am. i am in no way aN* English grad.lol Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I guess being Canadian I could apologize to him for being slightly miffed that he cut my tree down..... 7 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Don't forget to give them a bottle of maple syrup! 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 sorry, I forgot. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Eh, I'm so soory aboot getting bent aboot you cooting down muh tree. Want to drink some Molsen's and watch tthe hockey game together? It'll be a real hoot, eh? 4 Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Gato, you forgot to throw in hoser, ya noe? 1 Link to comment
HOGIE Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Yeah. Fucken people are idiots. We all know that everyone has a Datsun story and wants to tell you about it. Well this guy tells me he had two pickups. Dude: 'A 73 and a 76' Me: ' cool you had 620's too' Dude: 'no that's not right, 620 is a wagon' Me: 'This is a 620' Dude: ' no, I used to wrench on these, 620 is a wagon' Me: 'This is a 620' Dude: 'Okay' ( in a shine you on but at the same time showing you I think You don't know what your taking about tone) At this point I'm ready to ask this guy if he's seriously telling me I don't know what fucken model truck I own. But I inform him Me: 'There is a 610 wagon and 610 coupe. I know guys who have them' Dude: 'oh' But not 'oh I see. Sorry for treating you like an idiot' Then he says, Dude: 'I had a 84 4x4 too, sweet truck' At least he got that one right Oh sorry this was Mike's rant. Fuck those guys to for cutting your tree down. Just do a lot of load yard care early in the morning right next to the property line, but just on your side, to fuck with them. But don't retaliate now we don't want you going to jail right before the shows 2 Link to comment
Cosmonaut Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I haven't decided if I am the idiot and everyone else is cool or if everyone else is an Idiot. Well........ I think they are all idiots, n like my Pappy used to say "it takes an idiot to know an idiot, n you are all idiots".......Oh well. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 my landlord raises my rent 10% every year , then looks me in the eye and says "how are you my friend?" crocodila smile ( i KNOW it ) "My friend?" OK fucktard. I fantasize about watching you get caught in some industrial machinery and shipped back to Iran in a pulled pork sandwich........." My friend?" wtf is it with humans, they are nasty. the Renaissance was a result of the black plaque. JUSTSAYINGFUCKDICK yo mike , you can have my plum tree, it produces sour crab plums, the crows dont even eat it. blah blah blah..........hey RVD why not make some plum wine and have a party. suckadick ..........no Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Next time he's asks tell him it's hard having to pay for all of his immigrant tax breaks with you hard earned money, but he seems to be doing pretty well for himself so it's ok. Link to comment
heywier427 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I had a bad neighbor (who thank god died) but we had a small dispute over him parking in front of my house in the winter time, and the plow always had to go around his car, and i had an extra 8' of heavy ass plow snow to shovel. Long story short, I started and idled my superduty diesel flatbed from 6am to 10pm (sound ordinance times), for 3 days in front of his house. He left me an apology note, and never parked there again. He was retired and had to listen to that knocking turd all day :) I was soo waiting for him to break a window or do something, anything...but he caved. Link to comment
paradime Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 5 pages of wining about WTF is with (other) people. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 5 pages of wining about WTF is with (other) people. Hell is... other people. 3 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Thread is excellent troll. A moderator, no less, starts an #fml thread. 5 pages worth of piling on the hate. Bravo, Mike. Bravo. 5 Link to comment
Rjawm Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 At least the thread was placed in the right sub-forum from the beginning. 3 Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Next time he's asks tell him it's hard having to pay for all of his immigrant tax breaks with you hard earned money, but he seems to be doing pretty well for himself so it's ok. Why not buy your own house? Link to comment
paradime Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I'd say IBTL, but I have a feeling this is becoming the Cuz Canook thread. Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Why not buy your own house? I have my own house, and a rental. I'm not a dick landlord that raises rent then gives a douche bag smirk and tries to make small talk. I haven't raised me tenants rent since she moved in 3 years ago. 2 Link to comment
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