Mattndew76 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 You ever see the ukulele guy? His hands move faster than sound... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k Just wow! wow! Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Jakes a good guy. Knew him back when. A tad overrated. But technically solid. I just wish he had more of a creative motivation Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Oh Shit, I'm sorry Gatto. You know, they told me I'm supposed to be more literal for you, but sometimes I forget. BTW, my wife and I want to thank for making the font bigger to accommodate my disability. She suggested I dumb things down to accommodate yours, but I thought you might be embarrassed by that. Instead, why don't we give you a little help. Did you read the conversation we were having about how much water it takes to grow an almond? Maybe if you do that, and look at what I highlighted below it will help you understand. You stated latcat19, on 08 Jun 2015 - 4:39 PM, said: Wait a mother fucking minute!!! Almond Joy without almonds does not make a Mounds. Phooey. I replied to you Paradime, on 08 Jun 2015 - 4:43 PM, said: what's a little milk between friends.... (You see, dark chocolate has no milk, but milk chocolate does) Wait a damn minute, how much water does it take to make milk chocolate? (There I was joking that maybe milk chocolate used even more water). TL; DR...everything you have ever written. Don't come in here with your highfalutin edumacation and think you are smarter than anybody here. You're not. Want proof? Proof read any and everything you write. English is a funny thing. The only class we had to take all the way through to senior year. And I know you had to go to at least a level 240 English class in college. But you suck at it. Horrible. And it's not even that that kills me. I cringe when I see a post from you the way people do when Tristin was posting. It's the opinionated, most-are-wrong, pompous mentality. Get off the pedestal. You are no one special. And who the fuck are you to talk down to any one? Not just me; but anybody. How the fuck were you allowed to meld fragile minds? You're fucked in the head. Added bonus...your rant still does nothing to state anything about dark chocolate. I read it perfectly the first time it was posted. Your prose is weak. 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Bwahahahahaha...I saw you reading it after it was posted. Yet, you scurry your way to the 'X' button in the upper, right. Done. You're a dog turd. Keep my name out of your mouth and I'll do the same. BLOCKED. 1 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 TL; DR...everything you have ever written. Don't come in here with your highfalutin edumacation and think you are smarter than anybody here. You're not. Want proof? Proof read any and everything you write. English is a funny thing. The only class we had to take all the way through to senior year. And I know you had to go to at least a level 240 English class in college. But you suck at it. Horrible. And it's not even that that kills me. I cringe when I see a post from you the way people do when Tristin was posting. It's the opinionated, most-are-wrong, pompous mentality. Get off the pedestal. You are no one special. And who the fuck are you to talk down to any one. Not just me; but anybody. How the fuck were you allowed to meld fragile minds? You're fucked in the head. Added bonus...your rant still does nothing to state anything about dark chocolate. I read it perfectly the first time it was posted. Your prose is weak. 2 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 TL; DR...everything you have ever written. Don't come in here with your highfalutin edumacation and think you are smarter than anybody here. You're not. Want proof? Proof read any and everything you write. English is a funny thing. The only class we had to take all the way through to senior year. And I know you had to go to at least a level 240 English class in college. But you suck at it. Horrible. And it's not even that that kills me. I cringe when I see a post from you the way people do when Tristin was posting. It's the opinionated, most-are-wrong, pompous mentality. Get off the pedestal. You are no one special. And who the fuck are you to talk down to any one. Not just me; but anybody. How the fuck were you allowed to meld fragile minds? You're fucked in the head. Added bonus...your rant still does nothing to state anything about dark chocolate. I read it perfectly the first time it was posted. Your prose is weak. You are absolutely right Gatto, I am a pompous ass who can't spell for shit, and I am definitely no smarter than anyone here. Most people can see that. Clearly, I use this smart ass persona here as a defense, especially when I feel I'm being attacked. Dude, I spend 80% of my day focused on caring for other people's emotional needs. Here, I don't need to behave professionally, I can be a selfish, self centered asshole for a while and let the ID shit fly. If that rubs you the wrong direction, thats your trip, but if you want to provoke me, trust that I'll hit you with everything I've got in good fun. That's the game we play here isn't it? For Fuck sake Flatcat, Please don't take me seriously, I don't need that shit. 5 Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 TL; DR...everything you have ever written. Don't come in here with your highfalutin edumacation and think you are smarter than anybody here. You're not. Want proof? Proof read any and everything you write. English is a funny thing. The only class we had to take all the way through to senior year. And I know you had to go to at least a level 240 English class in college. But you suck at it. Horrible. And it's not even that that kills me. I cringe when I see a post from you the way people do when Tristin was posting. It's the opinionated, most-are-wrong, pompous mentality. Get off the pedestal. You are no one special. And who the fuck are you to talk down to any one? Not just me; but anybody. How the fuck were you allowed to meld fragile minds? You're fucked in the head. Added bonus...your rant still does nothing to state anything about dark chocolate. I read it perfectly the first time it was posted. Your prose is weak. TL;D. Both almond joy and mounds are shit candy, entire argument is invalid. 5 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Meh. I enjoy an Almond Joy every now and again. I start my vacation today. YOUR argument has become invalid. 1 Link to comment
maltese Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Sometimes you feel like a paradigm, sometimes you smoke. 5 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 sometimes you're the windshield... sometime you're the bug 2 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Geezus tap dancing christ i take one night off and take the wife and the youngest to Chehalis for some cool pop and restock the meat freezer,,, and it turns into a Texas pool party in here.. 1 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 :P Sometimes you feel like a paradigm, sometimes you smoke. Ah, you misspelled Paradime :P 1 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 unless you wanna sleep in Nanners 2002 work on Hobospyders new house and screw all the ladies HRH chased into the woods I sold the 2002 to an elderly man running a bed and breakfast outside Mcminnville Oregon ,, we do offer accommodations in a newly renovated 77 celica liftback though..... Renovated meaning the door opens right now. 2 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I sold the 2002 to an elderly man running a bed and breakfast outside Mcminnville Oregon ,, we do offer accommodations in a newly renovated 77 celica liftback though..... Renovated meaning the door opens right now.until someone gets in, Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I love giving money to homeless people on BART, it pisses everyone off. what a judge of character. Seriously if you come to the US from some shithole you better give money to our homeless friends. Jerks dattos, jSyn 3 Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Man, this joint is pretty dead.... Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Everyone's over at the Canby thread concocting excuses. 2 Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 They sure are, one guy only has a flat tire and won't show. Can you believe that shit? 2 Link to comment
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