nismo dr Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I JUST started riding bart for this new Job in SF. Ladies are freaking down, its that window of opportunity for sure. Bought a couple beers for the foreman because I am old school, HOT? YES Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 ^ you have to actually listen to it to hear the SF BART line that made me crack up 1 Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 This is directed to TENDRIL only. All places are bad for everyone else. Nothing to see up here. true story... nothing but dea raids and gang wars....and the rumors that there are like 400 datsuns every square mile are grossly exaggerated ... its closer to 75 2 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I live in Oakland, could sell my sperm for millions to the right lesbian couple 3 Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My vote is for vermin supreme, everyone gets a pony! Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 i say separate the state of California into a north and south, than sell the south all the goods(water), at socal prices.. in fact put a boarder crossing in there too. on that note wheres a good place in Oregon to start looking to live? only three req's 1. housing 2. work 3. breeding Vancouver, WA or Bend, OR PARADIME, NO WHERE IN YOUR REPLAY DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MOUNDS HAVING DARK CHOCOLATE. WAS THAT SMALL ENOUGH FOR YA? YOUR WIFE LIKES IT BIGGER TOO. 2 Link to comment
Draker Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Vancouver is better than Portland ,, no personal income tax but a few minutes drive and there is no tax on goods,,, win--win This is all true. Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 The real issue is fucking coconut in candy, shit is terrible. 5 Link to comment
Draker Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Vancouver, WA or Bend, OR Work in bend? Depends on the industry due to the size of the city and surrounding areas. But yes it could check the boxes. Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I live in Oakland, could sell my sperm for millions to the right lesbian couple you know, they actually do quite a thorough background check for that, i have made 3 children and they still saw.... nismo dr@ratsun.net... fuck that guy Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Vantucky is in no way, shape, or form better than Stumptown.... unless we are judging by child molestation and animal raping...errrr conjugal visits 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 The real issue is fucking coconut in candy, shit is terrible. 1 pound coconut = 550 gallons of water 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Vantucky is in no way, shape, or form better than Stumptown.... unless we are judging by child molestation and animal raping...errrr conjugal visits I'm not seeing the problem. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Smoke might. The real issue is fucking coconut in candy, shit is terrible. Pass it over I love coconut 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Nothing wrong with nuts as a snack. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 unless you wanna sleep in Nanners 2002 work on Hobospyders new house and screw all the ladies HRH chased into the woods the sad thing is all three locations and people mentioned live in washington not oregon. nanners is closer to it but still Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 the sad thing is all three locations and people mentioned live in washington not oregon. nanners is closer to it but still I know, he's gonna have to travel Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 http://www.jofflowson.com/play-an-easy-song/12-play-an-easy-song/56-play-an-easy-song-on-the-banjo-country-roads.html Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 http://www.jofflowson.com/play-an-easy-song/12-play-an-easy-song/56-play-an-easy-song-on-the-banjo-country-roads.html 3 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 You ever see the ukulele guy? His hands move faster than sound... Link to comment
paradime Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 PARADIME, NO WHERE IN YOUR REPLAY DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MOUNDS HAVING DARK CHOCOLATE. WAS THAT SMALL ENOUGH FOR YA? YOUR WIFE LIKES IT BIGGER TOO. Oh Shit, I'm sorry Gatto. You know, they told me I'm supposed to be more literal for you, but sometimes I forget. BTW, my wife and I want to thank for making the font bigger to accommodate my disability. She suggested I dumb things down to accommodate yours, but I thought you might be embarrassed by that. Instead, why don't we give you a little help. Did you read the conversation we were having about how much water it takes to grow an almond? Maybe if you do that, and look at what I highlighted below it will help you understand. You stated latcat19, on 08 Jun 2015 - 4:39 PM, said: Wait a mother fucking minute!!! Almond Joy without almonds does not make a Mounds. Phooey. I replied to you Paradime, on 08 Jun 2015 - 4:43 PM, said: what's a little milk between friends.... (You see, dark chocolate has no milk, but milk chocolate does) Wait a damn minute, how much water does it take to make milk chocolate? (There I was joking that maybe milk chocolate used even more water). Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I see your ukulele and raise you one banjo slayer cover!! 2 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Bad ass. When he dose that little vibrato thing it almost sounds like a sitar. Link to comment
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