paradime Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I'm an expert on Ben Kingsley and I saw Ghandi when it came out at the theater. This isn't POST Movies You Can't Stand? Can't stand anything called a cross over vehicle. Uh Ghandi was dead when the movie came out, so... back to the topic at hand. By "crossover Vehicles" I assume you are talking aboot devices that do both texting and voice to text? That's all part of a neo-imperialist plot by the British to recolonized the Americas. The thinking is if we still spoke the same language it would be unethical to exploit our ignorance. The idea is by limiting us to 144 character it's only a matter of time before we revert back to cavemen, just with highly adapted thumbs and chronic near sightedness. I'll bet you didn't know Ben Kingsley is on the payroll of MI5, now did you? I'm not at liberty to judge his morality though. Wake up people! Use your words, your full words! Our freedumb depends on it. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Is paradime Beelzaboot? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are you saying I'm a Canadian? Shit there's no need to get mean. I was just trying to have some fun. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 There is only one way to settly whether you're Canadian or not. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Does your head flap aboot when you talk? 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Talk aboot things that flap aboot Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.William J. Clinton Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I think I should hate these but I don't Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Does your head flap aboot when you talk? No, Only when I type Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 No, Only when I type Your results are in......youre not Canadian Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Boy am I relieved. After all the maple syrup and unprotected sex I've had it's a miracle. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 What I sead was ......and I saw Ghandi when it came out at the theater. It refers to the movie Ghandi even if it isn't clear the theater referance should have been. I didn't say... ......and I saw Ghandi when he came out at the theater. Yes, after he died he climbed back out of the pyre, went to the movie of the same name and declared "I am gay!" 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 A? What i was saaaaaaying is,, i find it weird someone would normally post/ text onto this forum in a somewhat racist "sounding" ebonics way.,.. EVEN THOUGH there is not now and never was a flip phone that anyone on the face of the planet could ever access the internet with,,, EVER. All the "phones" that one would access the interwebs with would surely have autocorrect or some such thing ,,,, built right into the unit. 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Mahatma ? ,, i barely knew her Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Yes, after he died he climbed back out of the pyre, went to the movie of the same name and declared "I am gay!" I think you're confused Mike, I've never heard of a movie called "gay". One thing I know for sure, his name wasn't Gay, it was Ghandi. Also, he wasn't a mythological Phoenix, he liberated India from British rule using peaceful nonviolent resistance. You know, I'm starting to think you haven't actually seen the movie titled Ghandi. It sounds like you may have stumbled into a gay porn theater though... mistakenly of course. my To your squidward Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What I said was Yes, after he died he (Ghandi) climbed back out of the pyre, went to the movie of the same name (Ghandi) and declared "I am gay!" This is reference to Ghandhi coming out. I said IT meaning the movie but you thought I meant Ghandi himself. Of course he was long dead and couldn't have possibly come out about being gay (or not) at the premier of the movie of the same name. ......and I saw Ghandhi (the movie) when it (not he) came out at the theater. To prove that I saw it.....it was overly long, tedious and boring. It won all kinds of awards proving that length does matter 2 Quote Link to comment
Komeuppance Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 My MustangII was definitely under powered, going up hills I was always floored, but I was always floored in my 1967 Datsun roadster with an R16, so it was under powered also, that is why it ended up with a U20, it was a lot more fun with that engine.My friend had a Pinto, I mean, Mustang II with the 5.slow... it was almost all stock, and would barely top 96 mph... and it took forever to get there too. As far as foxbody buttstains... a brother of my friend had one, he was the exact kind of guy you would expect to drive one lol. The build quality on that thing was terrible. And I could tell that within a minute of being in it, hammered. Then they encouraged me to power brake it in the gravel/dirt driveway so I could hear the mighty 5.blow roar lol. And that is the complete first hand experience I have with those. Oh wait, forgot about the state trooper in a foxbody who pulled me over when I was burying the speedometer needle and by the time I saw him it was too late. "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Uhh... 75??"(Blatantly obvious lie lol) "No, you were going a lot faster than that because I got a 5.0 in this thing and it took me a while to catch up to you." -Robert Quote Link to comment
housew Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 "No, you were going a lot faster than that because I got a 5.0 in this thing and it took me a while to catch up to you." so 55? Quote Link to comment
wayno Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 My friends called my MustangII a Pintang. :lol: My friend had a Pinto, I mean, Mustang II with the 5.slow... it was almost all stock, and would barely top 96 mph... and it took forever to get there too.As far as foxbody buttstains... a brother of my friend had one, he was the exact kind of guy you would expect to drive one lol. The build quality on that thing was terrible. And I could tell that within a minute of being in it, hammered. Then they encouraged me to power brake it in the gravel/dirt driveway so I could hear the mighty 5.blow roar lol. And that is the complete first hand experience I have with those.Oh wait, forgot about the state trooper in a foxbody who pulled me over when I was burying the speedometer needle and by the time I saw him it was too late. "Do you know how fast you were going?" "Uhh... 75??"(Blatantly obvious lie lol) "No, you were going a lot faster than that because I got a 5.0 in this thing and it took me a while to catch up to you."-Robert Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 This is reference to Ghandhi coming out. I said IT meaning the movie but you thought I meant Ghandi himself. Of course he was long dead and couldn't have possibly come out about being gay (or not) at the premier of the movie of the same name. To prove that I saw it.....it was overly long, tedious and boring. It won all kinds of awards proving that length does matter dude, I was at Fight Club last night! it was funner'n hell! I got there a little late so I missed the rules but it was awesome! 3 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 dude, I was at Fight Club last night! it was funner'n hell! I got there a little late so I missed the rules but it was awesome! I read that somewhere a few days ago....don't remember where though....so your joke is safe for now. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 dude, I was at Fight Club last night! it was funner'n hell! I got there a little late so I missed the rules but it was awesome! You just broke rule #2!!! Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I read that somewhere a few days ago....don't remember where though....so your joke is safe for now. Quote Link to comment
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