q-tip Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 The new girl looks kind of like a girl i went to school with, but I know its not Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 no, neither does the waking them up with breakfast in bed approach. "WHO ARE YOU?! HOWD YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!" Neighbors came to figure out what was going on and I had to jump out a window. Glass hurts to jump through btw Make the guy a little bit more tan and white trash outfit of gym shorts and tank top and yup, pretty much Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 The new girl looks kind of like a girl i went to school with, but I know its notdude if you went to school with her mother I wouldn't be overly shocked. She's 18. Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 That and she doesn't have enough piercings to be the same chick. 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Make the guy a little bit more tan and white trash outfit of gym shorts and tank top and yup, pretty muchYou or the guy you were cooking breakfast for? 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 You or the guy you were cooking breakfast for?myself of course. And I wouldn't say I cooked it, more like poured some cereal into a bowl Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Dude, those Tully girls are a little bit sturdy, with crude archery gestures. Now here's a smile the size of Texas. gingers' not off subject Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 My brain didn't need to grow it, always had one. Haven't I stated that I'm a pansy? Theres an ex I still call master New Tully's girl: The other two y'all already saw: A ginger. Maybe two. Never been a groupie... what's it like? Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Ginger blonde and brunette. There a a philipinno girl as well but someone else claimed that one. they were very upset with me not caring about my bday that just passed so they made a big deal of it on Monday, brought in cake cookies present and the Danni made macaroons which were yummy Sadly, pretty much the closest friends I have at this point. Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 If you went somewhere other than tullys on your time off, it would be possible to meet other people.... Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Sadly, pretty much the closest friends I have at this point. Beats Ratsun guys... 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Ginger blonde and brunette. There a a philipinno girl as well but someone else claimed that one. they were very upset with me not caring about my bday that just passed so they made a big deal of it on Monday, brought in cake cookies present and the Danni made macaroons which were yummy Sadly, pretty much the closest friends I have at this point. This is at risk of becoming a FML thread. Or we've found Monk Bonk. 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 the hell is monk bonk? Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 the hell is monk bonk? Link to comment
smoke Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 This is at risk of becoming a FML thread. A gun could fix it. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 still lost but that was a good laugh Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 A gun could fix it.nah, weed would fix better Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Just go get laid already Link to comment
smoke Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLcR0Tabjas 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 This is at risk of becoming a FML thread. Or we've found Monk Bonk.ok so non-fml, I told my realtor dude to look into a house for ne this morning and will hopefully be moving into it in the (not too distant) future. Or any house for that matter. Because capitalism and I have to buy things I don't need? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Ginger blonde and brunette. There a a philipinno girl as well but someone else claimed that one. they were very upset with me not caring about my bday that just passed so they made a big deal of it on Monday, brought in cake cookies present and the Danni made macaroons which were yummy Sadly, pretty much the closest friends I have at this point. Ok, here's what you do. These two look like a team so cutting one out of the herd is unlikely. The best thing is to deal with the both of them together. A mob will do crazy shit the individuals wouldn't dream of alone. So ask them both out and get drunk. Let nature take it's course and one will try to out play the other. You could end up the chicken salad between two slices of white, mayo optional. What's the worst that could happen? You end up watching them from across the room, and still have a happy ending. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I think the Canadian might be right Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 maybe. but the black-haired one looks too much like the love-child of Mr. Bean and that tranny Abbie from CSI. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 (I've fantasized two Latina baristas and here you are with a golden opportunity) Do you need a road map? Sorry you're too young to know what a road map was. Do you need navigation to your car port? 1 Link to comment
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