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Rocket Dog Newbie

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For the paltry sum of $59, $5.5 million bucks can be mine.

 

 

 

IMF WORLD REGULATORY HEAD OFFICE BENIN REP
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY
INTER-CONTINENTAL DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPT.
FROM THE DESK OF: HONORABLE T.M LAJAA

ATTENTION: PLEASE

PROVISION OF AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM CERTIFICATE FOR LEGAL COVER/ PROTECTION OF US$5.5M IN FAVOR OF YOU.
PLEASE LET US START BY APOLOGIZING TO YOUR HUMBLE AND NOBLE PERSON, THIS IS BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT FILE WORTH THE TOTAL SUM OF $5.5 MILLION US DOLLARS HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY DESK FOR CANCELLATION WHICH I HAVE TO TAKE MY TIME TO LOOK INTO YOUR PAYMENT FILE TO KNOW WHY YOUR OVER DUE PAYMENT SHOULD BE CANCELED AND I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR INABILITY TO SECURE YOUR RELEASE APPROVAL ORDER CERTIFICATE (RAOC) THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE RESOLVED TO HAVE YOUR PAYMENT OF $5.5 MILLION US DOLLARS CANCELED.

HOWEVER, DUE TO HUMANITARIAN GROUND AND SYMPATHY AND BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT YOUR PAYMENT CANCELED SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED UP THE PRESIDENT (HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT YAYI BONI) TO EXPLAIN YOUR MATTER TO HIM AS REGARDS YOUR PAYMENT AND HE PERSONALLY CALLED UP A MEETING WHICH WAS RESOLVED THAT ALL PAYMENT CHARGES AND ANY PAYMENT FEE BE REDUCED TO IT'S BAREST MENIAL IN OTHER TO ENABLE YOU AFFORD TO PAY THE FEE SO THAT YOUR PAYMENT BE RELEASED TO YOU TODAY.
TO THIS END IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY AND ANY FEE/CHARGES REQUIRED OF YOU HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO ONLY THE SUM OF $59 THIS STEP IS IN OTHER TO ENABLE YOU HAVE THIS ONLY FEE PAID SO THAT YOUR RELEASE APPROVAL ORDER CERTIFICATE (RAOC) IS PROCURED AND ACQUIRED IN OTHER TO ENABLE THE SPEEDY ACCELERATED TRANSFER OF YOUR $5.5 MILLION US DOLLARS INTO ANY BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE.
 
PLEASE WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TILL THE END OF TODAY OR TOMORROW TO EFFECT THE REQUIRED PAYMENT SO WE CAN CLEAR, RELEASE AND EFFECT YOUR FUND WORTH $5.5M US IN OUR CARE TO ANY BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE SO WE ADVICE YOU TO PAY THE $59 THROUGH MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER WITH BELOW INFORMATION AND SEND BACK THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO THIS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY THE PAYMENT IS EFFECTED BY YOU NOW.
SEND THE $59.00USD TO OUR CASHIER AGENT NAME (MIKE UBAH) THROUGH MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER ONLY.

RECEIVERS NAME:..... EMMA OBI
COUNTRY:............BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY:...............COTONOU
AMOUNT:.............$59 ONLY
TEXT QUESTION:......GOOD
TEXT ANSWER:........DAY
MTCN NUMBER:........
SENDER NAME:........
SENDER ADDRESS:.....

WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE ARE INDEED VERY VERY SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES ANY DELAY THIS MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU IN HAVING YOUR FUND PAID OUT TO YOU LONG BEFORE NOW.
YOU WILL NEVER EVER REGRET PAYING THE FEE THIS IS A PROMISE TO YOU AFTER ALL YOUR PAINS IN THE PAST AS WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU AS OUR WORD IS OUR BOND TO YOU.

CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS E-MAIL BY YOU IMMEDIATELY AND BE REST ASSURED THAT YOU WILL BE SMILING TO YOUR BANK ONCE YOU COMPLY WITH THE ABOVE DIRECTIVES NOW. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS E-MAIL NOW WILL GO A LONG WAY IN HELPING US ENSURE YOUR PAYMENT IS RELEASED TO YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS OF YOU ACTING AS INSTRUCTED YOU NOW.

RESPOND BACK IMMEDIATELY AT THIS EMAIL.

Sincerely Regards,
IMF WORLD REGULATORY HEAD OFFICE BENIN REP
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY
INTER-CONTINENTAL DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPT.
FROM THE DESK OF: HONORABLE T.M LAJAA

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Rocket Dog Newbie

Rocket Dog

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The first lesson at email scam school should be "learn English".

 

Still, this one has all the key elements:  United Nations, IMF, lots of "reference" and security question style codes.  Nice.  Big fail for not spell checking the email first. 

 

New guy.

 

 

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR. BAN KI-MOON
SECRETARY GENERAL UNITED NATIONS NEW YORK

Kind Attn:Beneficiary,

We are here to confirm to you that your transaction with the Bank has
been duely verified and certified. Though a lot of contact were made
to you last year but you failed to respond to our messages. This
INHERITANCE/CONTRACT/

COMPENSATION FUNDS was awarded and approved
through the World Bank/IMF as part of the ongoing  compensation
program of the United Nation.

It is my pleasure to inform you that ATM Master Card Number: 9459 2029
1225 4529 have been approved in your favor, The ATM Card Value is
$2.5m. You are advised that a maximum withdrawal value of $20,000.00
USD is permitted on withdrawal per day and are duly Inter Switch so
you can make withdrawal at any ATM locate Center of your choice around
the world.

YOUR ATM CARD NUMBER IS::::::::::9459 2029 1225 4529
YOUR ATM ACTIVATION CODE NUMBER IS:::::::::: 567834
YOUR ATM CARD PIN NUMBER IS::::::::::::: XXXX
YOUR CARD ISSUED DATE IS::::::::::::::::11/08/13
YOUR CARD EXPIRY DATE IS::::::::::::::9/11/17
SPECIAL ANTI FRAUD UNIT SCREENED NUMBER IS:::::::::SAFUCN2244923NG
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (F.M.F) APPROVAL NUMBER IS::::::FMF11

Please be advised that the World Bank under the instructions of the
United States International Monitory Fund IMF were your funds was
approved legalized the bill of US$50 only for the legal bill
Certificate of  clearance .
This is to the best of the world interest and in Reference to
Paragraph 51 C section 12 of the International Monitory Fund IMF
constitution of 1993 Amended in 2003 after Series of Terrorist Attack
in so many countries.
This Constitution stipulated that any  International or local Transfer
or delivery above 1 Million Dollars without the Legal Bill Clearance
Certificate should be stopped soonest it is discovered and the
beneficiary must be referred to Regularize the fund and obtain the
Legal Bill Clearance to show that the fund is not been transferring to
the states for Terrorism Sponsor and Drug Trafficking. This degree is
bound to stop the transfer of your fund with Bank of America if you
did not comply with rules and regulation of this law.

Now your new Payment codes, US Government Approval No; UN5685P, White
House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-85460021, Allocation No:
774632 Password No: 379331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of
Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Federal
Reserve Bank Telex Confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013,
Having received these vital payment number, therefore you are
qualified now to received and confirm your delivery within 48 hours.

So make sure you send the requested fee 50usd unfailingly today,to the
information provided to you.

Receive s name========= UDO EMEKA
Country================Republic Of Benin
City===================Cotonou
test question==========In God
test answer============We Trust
Amount=================$50
Sender,s name==========
Sender,Country=========

Remember after sending the $50usd tried to forward your complete
information where to delivery the ATM CARD with your Direct call phone
ok.So do comply and get the fee accross to the Bank immidiately today.

Thanks and God bless you.
Best Regards,
Jackson H.WILLIAMS
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datzenmike Grand Master

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The girl in the ad would boost my sexual performance..............................a lot.

I would love $5.5 million, so much I could do.

$5.5 million would boost my sexual performance..... so much I could do

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