hobospyder Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 My crew thought I died last night because I disappeared on them Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 had to rub one out in a cup of coffee? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 My crew thought I died last night because I disappeared on them People often think (hope) that is what has happened to me. But in reality, I'm just busy working on my new super hero costume, Captain Ambivalence. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Nah I left an hour before shift end to go watch a movie. They witnessed first hand the effects of coffee in red bull with ne and my hypers always end in depression. I just straight up disappeared so they were wondering where I was Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Oh man.....I think this guy is pretty close........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 That is funny though. I drew that on the board at work. Stayed till the weekend cleaners took it off. Everyone was wtf?? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 That graph fails to compensate for any give psychoactive substance taken buy the test subject, the observer, or both. A few shot of jack D and a bump of crank and it would be GAME ON flow. Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Sorry Mike......not like nothing ever been reposted before..... ............I'll try to search all 1,000,000 threads next time :P .......and NO.......they do not factor in drugs and alcohol.......too many variables...... Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Coked up Flo would be fun. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Coked up flo would be fun. But are we sure she isn't already? Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 So here is some random shit. My lady came home last night in a bit of a bad mood, she was upset because her boss at work "John" was being a dick all day and it obviously had rubbed off. Apparently about four years ago John and his wife Tammy looked into adopting an orphan child from a local foster home. As luck would have it a midsize Vietnamese PIRATE vessel was captured off the coast of Alaska and while most captured were either imprisoned or sent back home, a young boy/pirate about the age of 13 was turned into the local foster program and eventually handed over to John and Tammy as his new loving parents. For the first couple of years the boy was very shy and timid fitting into the western schools system almost like a quiet church mouse. As time went on the young ex pirate grew more testy and had some minor run ins with teachers and other students. Now it is three years later and the kid is running around like a rabid terrorist jacking cars, mugging people, breaking into houses. John and Tammy are both at the end of there rope but are totally responsible for his actions until he turns 18 in about a year. WHATA BUZZKILL why would you adopt a 13 year old pirate! It's so messed up. :confused: :confused: :sick: Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Man, fuck a 13 year old pirate Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Holy fuck this hurricane is showing some balls right now. I hope my Goon (on stands) doesn't get blown over. But if all gets totally screwed, insurance will pay me better than I could sell. So that's the bright side I suppose. Reception will likely go out soon, so goon night Rats. I 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Man, fuck a 13 year old pirate Punctuation..... 1 Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Good luck. Last hurricane I stayed for was Rita. Getting drunk and playing in the windwas a blast. The three weeks in Texas summer with no electricity and no gas at the stations was much less fun. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Punctuation.....man, fuck, a, 13, year, old, pirate I don't know where the punctuation goes sorry. Also, that's gross q-tip 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Although, there is an 18 year old I wouldn't mind attempting to fuck. Don't know how far I will get as my issues have gotten a lot worse since my last girlfriend. Had a run in with one of them when one of the girls put my safety glasses on today. Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Eat after a kid and hug a stranger. Use a restroom at taco Bell and don't wash your hands. You won't die. Remove the word issue from your vocabulary. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 man, fuck, a, 13, year, old, pirate I don't know where the punctuation goes sorry. Also, that's gross q-tip I'm a machinist, our minds are horrible. .. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I bring up that average, fo sho. 1 Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I bring up that average, fo sho. And here I thought I was the only one that had that issue :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
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