hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Shit I had a girl I made it out of the friend zone with. My stupid Ass left her for my ex wife. Huge mistake that I regret to this day Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 should have told her you wanted her pooper. tis the only way Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Oh I did, I think she was going to let me Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Dude she had a nice one too, even for a pregnant girl. Goddamn I miss that pussy 1 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 lol i ment to quote RVD, but yes i believe you! i had my eye on a preggo tonight, hardcore type, gauges, piercings... must like to fuck Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Best sex ever, raw dawg that shit Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 had a girlfriend few years back, i dubbed her "the shifter " up in tahoe for a snowboard trip, one night we go out after renting a sleezy $29 a night room at the thundercheif inn. so we are in the casino watching some b-rate coverband drinking adiosmuthafuckas, get the itch and say lets get the fuck out of here, she agrees, and starts walking. back at the room balls deep at this point... she turns around throws me down and starts laying me out... after about 3-4 mins she slides up pulls the shifter back and drops it in second. all in one fluid motion .... one of the best 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Nifty. Can't say I've ever had that luck. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 What's a Facebook? A mirror But that's not a book... I was talking about the website Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Facebook is where I go to feel more important than I actually am. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Facebook is where I go to feel more important than I actually am. Which is the opposite reason you come here? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 It's all about checks and balances my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Facebook is like that movie Being John Malkovich were he steps into his own life portal. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 It's all about checks and balances my friend. You neam like the Id the Ego and the Super Ego? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 And/or bloated ego. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 While I'm thinking of it, I'm going to update my status tosimply say "Me" Fucking done. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 I had a red bull with four reshuto (spelling be damned) shots in it from Tully's earlier. They refused to make me another, and don't even think it's allowed. They also yelled at me multiple times while I was in there ten minutes ago to stop bouncing This is going to be an interesting day. I don't drink energy drinks and maybe once or twice a week have coffee instead of my tea. Going between sick and jittery and excited in matters of minutes And then I burp and the red bull smell gags me 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Also I took break half an hour early because my time schedule is off. Four minutes felt like ten waiting on ny tea to be made Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 had such a thing for this lady, she liked me but I wasn't assholish enough, she dated tools. Sounds like Katie Perry. I think I have a shot with her. had a girlfriend few years back, i dubbed her "the shifter " back at the room balls deep at this point... she turns around throws me down and starts laying me out... after about 3-4 mins she slides up pulls the shifter back and drops it in second. all in one fluid motion .... one of the best 'drops it in second' is this a euphemism for 'from doggie style to dogleg?' I had a red bull with four reshuto (spelling be damned) shots in it from Tully's earlier. They refused to make me another, and don't even think it's allowed. They also yelled at me multiple times while I was in there ten minutes ago to stop bouncing This is going to be an interesting day. I don't drink energy drinks and maybe once or twice a week have coffee instead of my tea. Going between sick and jittery and excited in matters of minutes And then I burp and the red bull smell gags me Only tried red bull once, gag me it's a horrid taste. Never ever got a buzz from one of those 'energy drinks' 1 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 cooter to pooter standard 5 speed shift pattern (she owned a 93 325i) "1st" "2nd" [pink] 1 3 5 | | | 2 4 R [stink] 3 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Did she finish in overdrive? Or was the overdrive gear shared with reverse? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Dogleg five speed (stink) 2nd 4th --------------- 1 st. 3rd 5th 1 Quote Link to comment
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