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Yeah I actually have an ex wife that wants back in the house sadly.

 

And pretty much it's if I get a female sweet, if I don't "enh"

Wasn't clear on the single parent thing. I get it though, you have your hands full. May sound simplistic, but I say never give up. Enjoy what you have, and you may attract someone to join in.

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Now I just need to figure out what I want to tattoo on the inside of my wiener.

 

Seriously though...I could see turning a hotel room into mostly rubble with her.

I'm thinking one of those old fashioned keys would make a good dick tat. She could get the matching keyhole rosette.

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Corn hole chick...

 

Sorry total douche but not her fault.

 

The fairy tattoo on back "with broken wings" say volumes about her daddy.

 

"I have two guy's names on my butt" (probably dad and brother)

 

"it feels so fucking good!" After dad and brother tag team it probably does.

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Sorry, Don't mean to challenge anyone here, just speaking my truth. At 50, married for 22 years, and two kids, safe to say I fall clearly in the pasty nerd category, but my wiener still does most of the thinking for me.

In knew where you were coming from. Kind of related story: In high school my group of friends was referred to as the geek posse, it was 4 really nerdy guys and 3 guys that looked angry all the time, and one giant ginger, needless to say we were properly labeled. :lol:

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