elmerfudpucker Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 http://www.freep.com/article/20120430/BUSINESS07/120430005/Man-sues-BMW-for-20-month-erection-after-bike-ride?odyssey=obinsite Who would have thought... Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hes in California, what do you expect? People in that state sue for everything... Quote Link to comment
Syncro Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 some guys have all the luck, even if he loses the lawsuit atleast he gets a week of fame. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 BMW probably put him up to it for publicity stunt. The fucking shit they print these days.... 1 Quote Link to comment
danzo620 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Hes in California, what do you expect? People in that state sue for everything... As someone currently living in California, I can confirm this. That, and the guy suing is a jackass. Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted May 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I read it and I was like WTF??? Seriously a 20+ month old boner? Last I checked it takes blood to keep it up... so how the hell has his heart not exploded yet? Quote Link to comment
paradoxx Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I would take advantage of that and become a porn star, because for sure, you will not win the lawsuit to BMW. 2 Quote Link to comment
jrock4224 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 shit i had a boner since puberty ... can i sue god.... 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 To take the swelling down all he has to do is soak his cock in beans. ... human beans. 3 Quote Link to comment
Draker Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 To take the swelling down all he has to do is soak his cock in beans. ... human beans. At first I was like.. WTF, Beans? Never heard of that before... Then I was like... Quote Link to comment
paradoxx Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 To take the swelling down all he has to do is soak his cock in beans. ... human beans. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA thats a good one mike. Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 To take the swelling down all he has to do is soak his cock in beans. ... human beans. Hey Mike if we ever meet and I punch you in the nuts don't take personally. I just spit soda all over my self. That was freakin funny shit... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Coming to Canby. If so I'll wear my cup. Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 the guy must have cut off the circletory system to his dick via the vibrations from being on the bike for 4 hours. Quote Link to comment
paradoxx Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 maybe he woke up early morning with morning boner and drove the bike and then bonded the veins with ultrasonic vibrations lol Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 what I fund amusing.. ratsun is talking about a guys boner :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
erichwaslike Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 i had one for 4 years one. i was very popular in high school lol Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 back in my day we used to lay it on a stump and whack it with a mallet. One good thump and all the evil would let out and back to normal. 1 Quote Link to comment
Siempreloco Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 back in my day we used to lay it on a stump and whack it with a mallet. One good thump and all the evil would let out and back to normal. I'm in pain from reading this. Fuck you. You bastard. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I bet a couple spins with some really really hot chicks would have relieved that guys priapsm. He just didnt try HARD enough. Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted May 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 back in my day we used to lay it on a stump and whack it with a mallet. One good thump and all the evil would let out and back to normal. Isn"t that an std?... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 back in my day we used to get layed or whack it . One good thump and all the evil would let out and back to normal. Quote Link to comment
KELMO Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 I thought you were supposed to soak it in cider..................................say it, don't read it 1 Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 what I fund amusing.. ratsun is talking about a guys boner :rofl: Didn't realize there was a big market for that kind of funding. Quote Link to comment
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