Z-train Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Precisely.But ...... The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. 3 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Run over the friend, marry the girl then spend the next few years bitching to her about how you have no friends and my piece of shit car with a busted grill that only hauls one person, until she gets so sick of it she leaves me and moves in with some old broad she met at a bus stop a few years back. 3 Quote Link to comment
mrmark Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down. Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick". 8 Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 What is Forrest Gump's password 1Forrest1 7 Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 4 women, 1 blonde, 1 redhead, 1 black hair, and 1 brown hair come to a 4 way stop at exactly the same time. What happens? Doesn't matter what color their hair is, nothing will happen until a man shows up and tells them what to do. After all their all women 1 Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Try again,lame^^^ Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I could care less whether you like it or not or your lame opinion Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I could care less whether you like it or not or your lame opinion Now that's funny. 1 Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Bad Joke Monday Q: What is the difference between broccoli and boogers? A: Kids don't eat broccoli 1 Quote Link to comment
floyd17 Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 because im too lazy to type it. 2 Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 Some Garbage Motors jokes I found: 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 What does 80 year old pussy taste like?????????????????? ???????????? ?????????? ??????????? Depends Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 How do you stop a little chiwawa from humping your leg???????? ??????? ??????? :confused: :confused: :crying: pick it up and suck it's dick Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 A friend of mine that used to live in a small rural town called Morton sent me these: A MORTON redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 15. Folks in MORTON go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. The minimum drinking age in MORTON has been raised to 24 as they want to keep alcohol out of the schools. In MORTON, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. How can you tell if a MORTON redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. MORTON has a new $3,000,000 Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Recently, the Governor's Mansion in MORTON burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. The best thing to ever come out of MORTON is Highway 12. 1 Quote Link to comment
floyd17 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 A friend of mine that used to live in a small rural town called Morton sent me these: A MORTON redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 15. Folks in MORTON go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. The minimum drinking age in MORTON has been raised to 24 as they want to keep alcohol out of the schools. In MORTON, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. How can you tell if a MORTON redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. MORTON has a new $3,000,000 Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Recently, the Governor's Mansion in MORTON burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. (I fell out laughing) The best thing to ever come out of MORTON is Highway 12. Quote Link to comment
cjack300zx Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 A duck walks into a drug store and tells the clerk " I want to buy a condom " Clerk says " OK do you want to put that on your bill? " Duck says " What kind of duck do you think I am!" Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 Couldn't find a Post Bush section 1 Quote Link to comment
Dat Lurka Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Toyota Prius 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I don't get it ^^^ Quote Link to comment
Dat Lurka Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 It's not environmentally or economically friendly. Like my B210GX Quote Link to comment
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