A guy walks in a bar and asks the barman, "isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them"
So the guy walks over and says, "wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing here?"
Cruz says, "We're planning WW III " The guys says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Trump says "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaims "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Trump turns to Cruz and says, "see, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims."