Z-train Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday October 31, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of all of the above courses, diplomas will be issued. :lol: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Sign my wife up for 2 and 7. :D Quote Link to comment
KELMO Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Thats awesome My wife will take #5 and #7 Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Mine needs 2,3,6,and 9 Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: My wife will take 2,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 AND msot definately 12. :blink: Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Excellent... Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 all of them for mine... :lol: no, seriously. :D Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 2 got me slaped in the back of the head so i signed her up for #11 Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 i got it good my girl doesnt need any of them Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 funny. I showed this to my Girlfriend and said "I already registered you for school heres you're schedule." lol Yah I got slapped. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 do they need more instructors? i could always use the extra pay. Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 This is hilarious! I'm not even going to show this to my wife for fear of getting slapped or stabbed. Dan Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I will probably get slapped for this,,, .. , but I thought of some new classes for next semester: Car Lingo 101 Meets tuesdays from 4-6pm, room 104 BAC Building Instructor: Swinedberg How to: not spend all your husband's money Work Study program, meets Saturdays 12-1:30pm to discuss your job Must be approved by your employer, and you must get paid, 40hrs./week minimum How to: appreciate older cars, and rust Meets Sundays 10am-4:30pm,,, or whenever the local football game is on Instructor: Hugh Gass Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I'll bet one of the ladies will post some classes recommended for us men... Dan Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Might as well add this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXNAtwYMBw Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 asked the wife if she would be interested in 2,5, and 6. I would have taken a slap along the head ( u guys r lucky) but she decided that would not be good enough for me, instead she throws me into the head. so I guess her answer is NO.. Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wow 420n620. That looks pretty cruel and smelly. Your wife looks like a badass roughneck, too. Dan Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) cruel and smelly - yes thats my neighbor helping me out. :lol: my wife want to know where you live, she wants to show ya something. :eek: jk Edited November 5, 2009 by 420n620 jk Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 all of them for mine... :lol: no, seriously. :D mine too.. i got it good my girl doesnt need any of them HA, YET! you just wait pal.. funny. I showed this to my Girlfriend and said "I already registered you for school heres you're schedule." lol Yah I got slapped. hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha i'd love to have seen that! :fu: Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 cruel and smelly - yes thats my neighbor helping me out. :lol: my wife want to know where you live, she wants to show ya something. :eek: jk Oh...That's your neighbor? OK...umm...my bad! Tell your wife I'm sorry, the pic was blurry 'cause I wasn't wearing my glasses. I'm stayin' on my side of the Cascades and going into hiding! Dan Quote Link to comment
KA-Kait Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 i actually found this to be VERY comical. >.< then again i find most jokes that are someone sexist against women to be funny. because we belong in the kitchen barefoot making sammichs and babies, right? at least thats what i'm told. :P Quote Link to comment
motavated Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 I am confused. Women don't want to take care of the home since it is to sexist. So they get a job or go to school or get a career. But at the end they still get to do everything. They have to take care of this kids, make food, clean and now go to work. Its much worse for the woman when the man leaves the girl behind or vice versa. Shi! I am a man and would rather do all the laundry, dishes, food and kids than a boring 8 hour job. So when a person does both house chores and work.... When does he or she sleep? I am just saying... Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 I am a man and would rather do all the laundry, dishes, food and kids than a boring 8 hour job. So when a person does both house chores and work.... When does he or she sleep? I am just saying... i do all that... and deal w/the stupid fV(K!Nq (VnT of an exwife! who gets MY $$$$ still... so i sleep where the fuck i want! :fu: enroll and get a job bitch! (only directed at her!) Quote Link to comment
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