tr8er Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I aspire to be a dick with a Lambo. But I'll have two tasers so I down both of those bitches. Fake poop? Why? You literally make real shit all day long. Take a dump in your hand like a real man, shove that shit under his door handle. Wipe your hand in the grass. Go buy some nachos. Alpha 3 Link to comment
510freak Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Alpha Go home. This guy won. Done. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'd shoot them both and make them lick it off. Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 so... I agree that the Lambo thing is staged, but where the fuck do you get a fake turd mold? Link to comment
HRH Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I would have just rubbed the guy's nose in his fake turd. Alpha-er! :rofl: Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Why not just buy pre-molded fake turds?? Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 in other news, I am being courted by every major player in the construction world. I am gonna be SO rich! every company on this list is falling over themselves to give us internships and take us out to dinner. Nordic PCL, the guys that build 60 story condos on the beach in Hawaii, are offering summer internships in Kamehameha. Too bad I hate Hawaii. http://www.construction.calpoly.edu/content/opportunities/recruitment/info-sessionsinterviews Fuck BigTanker IMA HAVE THE MOST DATSUN MONEYS EVAR!!! MWHAAHAHAHAH (cough cough) 3 Link to comment
510freak Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I wish you the best of luck .. Take that courtship to the next level my friend Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I think you would make more money selling Korean made fake dog turds at a flea market. 2 Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I prefer merican made human turds 1 Link to comment
510freak Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I think you would make more money selling Korean made fake dog turds at a flea market. Thats been tried,And tested the ramifications of such actions..Wind up as the deuce Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I wish you the best of luck .. Take that courtship to the next level my friend Apparently the top test scorers are taken to private dinners with the bigwigs. We are fed every night, buffet style, by a different company who then tells us why THEY are the greatest company to work for. It's weird, I'm not used to being treated so well by potential employers. Usually it's along the lines of "how the fuck do we know you wont shit all over the truck the first time you are out in the field?" 1 Link to comment
510freak Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Apparently the top test scorers are taken to private dinners with the bigwigs. We are fed every night, buffet style, by a different company who then tells us why THEY are the greatest company to work for. It's weird, I'm not used to being treated so well by potential employers. Nothing but the best of hopes for you l... Take it to the farthest level you can man! 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 considering I was homeless when I first joined Ratsun, I would say I have enjoyed a vast turn around in life. ok, sorry, enough self-aggrandizement. Back to our regularly scheduled fuckery 3 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 considering I was homeless when I first joined Ratsun, I would say I have enjoyed a vast turn around in life. ok, sorry, enough self-aggrandizement. Back to our regularly scheduled fuckery Good for you. Now go join the Hot Wheels raffle. 1 Link to comment
510freak Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Props to you l... Keep up the upward trend,it will reap you many rewards my friend Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Good for you. Now go join the Hot Wheels raffle. I never really got into Hot Wheels as an adult... used to love the race tracks back in the Seventies though. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Are you really that old? Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I would have just rubbed the guy's nose in his fake turd. Alpha-er! :rofl: I would drop a fresh steamer and then make them both lick it off. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Are you really that old? I was more into slot cars Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Are you really that old? well Let's just say I spent seven years in the Seventies Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 what do you need to push the 210 project along Flatso? Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 what do you need to push the 210 project along Flatso? I'm really hoping this raffle helps put my foot in Z Therapy's door. Looking for a Z-series dogleg or short 2WD 720 71B trans. Those are my big hurdles right now. Time. Cherry picker. More beer? Link to comment
laotsu Posted October 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I have a dog leg at Bonvo's that I'm not using any time soon. I don't think it's a Z series though. And I have a engine hoist 800 miles south of you. Link to comment
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