tr8er Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 We are verging on small dick status at this point. 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The sun has more hp but Ivan had way more thermal energy, but for a much much shorter time. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 We are verging on small dick status at this point. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I prefer the term above average.......big truck just sounds bad 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I looked for that on my google search but "above average" didn't show up under the heading for "trucks". Guess it's reserved for IQ and such. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Google just doesn't understand the daily struggle of someone that had the burden of an above average truck. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I tend to call my s10 a truck, had a girlfriend thinking I had a big truck I guess when she went to move so she looks at me "i thought you said you have a truck" Response "this is my truck, I ain't got Shit to compensate for, you know that better than anyone right now" She started blushing. 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I could only pull that line off BEFORE she slept with me. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Contained laughter and blushing are different. 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm thinking kinda like when your uncle cracks a loud fart in the middle of the funeral and looks at you to make you laugh. Red is the first color you get to on your way to purple. 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have 3 trucks and the are a graduated scale. 620 to f-150 to Dodge diesel. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I could only pull that line off BEFORE she slept with me.yeah this is after she slept with me. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Contained laughter and blushing are different.we can play ththsize game but I really don't care enough to whip it out and take a picture. When I have a lady I keep her happy with what I got and that's all that matters in my book Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have a frontier, and regularly drive dodge diesels and a Mazda for work. I absolutely prefer the Nissan. Quote Link to comment
ericsb210 Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Have we forgot the "Engine" portion of this threads topic? Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Have we forgot the "Engine" portion of this threads topic?I think so Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted October 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 burntout-jaded-saturated more like it. same thing with the other "porn" threads 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have 3 trucks and the are a graduated scale. 620 to f-150 to Dodge diesel. my daily driver is a pink vespa. Which as we all know.....means I have a huge ween. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 my daily driver is a pink vespa. Which as we all know.....means I have a huge ween. But is it a v-twin powered vespa? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Little Pink Scooter=Huge Tallywacker.Put a V twin in it and you're compensating. It's like one of those handkerchief signals. Smoke rides around looking for a chicks with a stained green miniskirt. That means she's into goats. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 That's why I asked the question.... Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 But is it a v-twin powered vespa? No, and just to further prove my hugeness, have you seen my very wimpy and very unmanly little dog? It's a wonder I can even walk. Quote Link to comment
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