q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 No, and just to further prove my hugeness, have you seen my very wimpy and very unmanly little dog? It's a wonder I can even walk. I have a cat, how unmanly is that. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 And its starting to sound like you're intentionally under compensating..... 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Maybe true, but I think cats are where the law of diminishing returns kicks in. Not wimpy dogs. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 It's all about the reverse psychology to reel them in. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Her: "But.... You drive a Vespa! I thought.... Nevermind. Hey, I just remembered, I have to go" I have a cat. And I feel it is more manly than a mini dog. Just my opinion. But if your little dog doesn't bark, I have 0 issue with it. I've found the best way to make your dick bigger, is to move to a place with a lower average. It's the big fish is a small pond strategy. And since Datsun drivers, as is well known, have massive characteristics, this in not the right place to hang. I need coffee 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I always thought that it was camera perspective always made you dick look bigger. Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I have a cat too. Lots of manly men have owned cats. Pirates and other ship goers had them for rat control, Egyptian Pharaohs had them as pets, farmers kept them for mice and rat control, they are useful animals. Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted October 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 somebody mention vespa? 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 We're getting lost in zoology here men. Lets focus on what's important. I would say relative mean is a solid comparative measurement, but in an N of one comparison it would be the ration of body mass to wiener mass (full chub of course). Next time you are trying to impress a girl, drop the line "My chub to body mass ratio is .025 / 1". Loose some weight and you might get it up to .03. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 somebody mention vespa? What is it with Italian's and phallic symbols? 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 We're getting lost in zoology here men. Lets focus on what's important. I would say relative mean is a solid comparative measurement, but in an N of one comparison it would be the ration of body mass to wiener mass (full chub of course). Next time you are trying to impress a girl, drop the line "My chub to body mass ratio is .025 / 1". Loose some weight and you might get it up to .03. I can't be the only one that finds it a little odd that men are usually more obsessed with ween size than the women we put them in are. 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I see nothing odd here. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Just checking Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 We are supposed to be caring about dong size? Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It thought it was just casual conversation Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Cough, Hey guys, look at this shit. My best attempt at a smooth segway 3 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Damn it tr8er. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Weiner! 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 So much for your transition. At least mine had engine reference NEW PAGE!!! Let's get off the cock guys. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 How could you judge me for that lapps of self control, when you clearly instigated it. Besides mine is a juxtaposition with political overtones. BooooooooYah Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 I always thought that it was camera perspective always made you dick look bigger.get smaller females and your weenus will appear huge 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Cough, Hey guys, look at this shit. My best attempt at a smooth segway Hill climb bike! 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 get smaller females and your weenus will appear huge That is step two of the system Quote Link to comment
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