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Better than Easter.

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Pro tip for you youngsters ,,,,,,,,

 

The  thing about valentines day is,,  chocolates and roses are way the fuck cheaper the next day,,, so all you really have to do is let the battery in your phone die till after ,,, and save a buddle.

 

 

 

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Ass pennies?

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1 hour ago, bananahamuck said:

Pro tip for you youngsters ,,,,,,,,

 

The  thing about valentines day is,,  chocolates and roses are way the fuck cheaper the next day,,, so all you really have to do is let the battery in your phone die till after ,,, and save a buddle.

 

 

 

 

 

                                     Are you the kind of guy who waits until after a funeral to get flowers for your Wife?

  

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Well,, if watching Mannix re-runs has taught me anything,,,,  it seems like people who change their modus operandi  have a harder time convincing meddling detectives it was in fact an accident.. 

 

 

 

 

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'69 Dart (340 automatic)

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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a
shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers
off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little
wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it
inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The Barber
replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else
does.

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On 2/12/2019 at 6:34 PM, datzenmike said:

'69 Dart (340 automatic)

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The Cuda was pretty badass too..  Also a 340 . 

 

 

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Internets says Cuda was also 383 and 440 in later shows ,, not being a MOPAR/Cuda "savant"..  i assuuuumed they wrecked it and painted over the 340 flags 

 

snuck one in for the team

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Happy Valentine

 

 

 

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11 hours ago, KoHeartsGPA said:

And for the single... happy valentines too!

 

 

 

Yeah, I thought I recognized that guy... Hope y'all had a happy V,D.

 

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A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers.


She sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. 


Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." 


The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"

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It's a drive through way to drop off unwanted babies. In Indiana you can drop them off at any fire hall no questions asked. This is more convenient and safer than a dumpster.

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As much of the crazy shit that does happen in this world,that is one thing that is plain fucked up. 

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Well not for the child. Probably the best thing.

 

.... fuck, I'm moving to Canada.

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