hobospyder Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 just found another good reason to have as few keys as possible on your key ring. when being chased by spookies in the movies you can get through the door quicker Quote Link to comment
Rjawm Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Urine must not be potent enough. But cum must be... http://www.eastasiatribune.com/south-asia/geylang-brothel-bans-cim-after-tragic-drowning-accident/ Geylang Brothel Bans ‘CIM’ After Tragic Drowning Accident Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Several liters??? Wa ha ha ha what bullshit! Almost had me till they said that. Can you imagine your prostate storing two liters of milk??? That's 2.114 US quarts over half a gallon. Just imagine 5.9 cans of beer up your anus. Death by Bukakke 3 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Well the only difference between a Lentil and chickpea is that people don't pay hundreds of dollars to have a lentil splashed all over there face. Thanks RW, love that joke. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Several liters??? Wa ha ha ha what bullshit! Almost had me till they said that. Can you imagine your prostate storing two liters of milk??? That's 2.114 US quarts over half a gallon. Just imagine 5.9 cans of beer up your anus. Death by Bukakke "member of an online group known as NoFap" didn't rase suspicion? 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I see what you did there hahahaha Mike on cloud 9.... 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 ^^?^^ what? It's bad for your ignition switch Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Lao Tzu would agree, but he would also say... The more you knowthe less you understand. He who knows others is wise;He who know himself is enlightened. To know that you do not know is the best.To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. The wise man is one whoknows what he does not know. The Tao Te Ching, Lao-tzu, 5th century B.C.E. 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 For those about to rock we salute you The Brian Johnson 4 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Something Donald Trump would say... Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Something Donald Trump would say... Something Donald and Hillary would each say 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 I've got a 60' Avocado tree with thousands of avocados. And each one is the size of a softball. They will be ripe in a couple of weeks. I'll be living on Avocado this summer and I can't wait. We have so many recipes that are fucking great. Random 5 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 ^^^Dont let your neighbors near that tree. It might get cut down. 2 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 ^^^Dont let your neighbors near that tree. It might get cut down. Only if you go away for a couple of days or more. :rofl: Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 No neighbors to contest with! Fuck that action. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Spoiler, dick. 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 ^^^Dont let your neighbors near that tree. It might get cut down. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 shark-tip Senior Member 12,031 posts Location:t-town wa Cars:72 ka'd 4dr 76 620KC Posted Yesterday, 09:54 PM RatVonDude, on 25 May 2016 - 7:39 PM, said: this shit is WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!who the fuck listens to this!!!!!!!! NOVA SCOTIA POWERPOP is that Q TIP????? :rofl:. Not me, and God damn that's a terrible song. You like this Unlike I like you for ten thousand year ars , ten thousand year ars I like you for ten thousand year ars , ten thousand year ars PlumTree is a great band, everyone should listen just once. I like you for ten thousand year ars , ten thousand year ars 1 Quote Link to comment
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