datzenmike Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I would never take the chance now lou, for the reasons given. I expected more from Ford. How did they fuck this up so bad? Make me wonder what other annoying shit they have in store. I was... underwhelmed by it. I'm sure they are otherwise... ok. Drove ok owner (small young woman with small hands) didn't like reaching for the seat belt either but could manage without opening the door if not wearing a winter coat. She got rid of it. The flipping was from under inflated Firestone tires. Remember that shit storm??? Wrecking yards were selling old tires to people to put on their shit cars so they could return them to Firestone dealers to take advantage of free replacement ones. Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Awesome rape dungeon. I mean basement. :angel: 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 300,000K is low mileage? Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 My bro in law's wife had a 2 door exploder when they got married. That thing was scary to drive on the freeway. And then it had a freeze plug in the valley of the V under the intake that rusted out...lame Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I would never take the chance now lou, for the reasons given. I expected more from Ford. How did they fuck this up so bad? Make me wonder what other annoying shit they have in store. I was... underwhelmed by it. I'm sure they are otherwise... ok. Drove ok owner (small young woman with small hands) didn't like reaching for the seat belt either but could manage without opening the door if not wearing a winter coat. She got rid of it. Try one(own it) I bet you may like it. Dont ditz it,till you own one..I have put plenty of miles on them..best best is 95 plus Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 My bro in law's wife had a 2 door exploder when they got married. That thing was scary to drive on the freeway. And then it had a freeze plug in the valley of the V under the intake that rusted out...lame Was it lsd loaded?(limited slip diff, for the nooBs) Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 300 k in fuck ontario somewhere Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Mike rolled right by your place today, meant to stop in,but was driving for..d :rofl: For real... Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 One of the above has your name on it,next time we roll through(beware :rofl: ) 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 yes! tow package + SD. glad to hear good things about them. all I remember about them is when they were flipping over in the early 2000s. replaced the door frame on our cellar and managed to get all four of these seventy+ year old square nuts that were frozen with rust on the frame mounting bolts to break free without pulling the bolts out of the concrete or twisting a bolt in half - heat, transmission fluid, WD40 and time. did have to reduce one nut to shreds with a grinder and then peel it out of the bolt threads but all four bolts are still usable and we are even able to twist the nuts on and off by hand. 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Try one(own it) I bet you may like it. Dont ditz it,till you own one..I have put plenty of miles on them..best best is 95 plus I'm sure it's nice, but if I have to kick the door to get out or ever have to reach for a fucking retracted seat belt that some dumbcunt FORD designer signed off on I'll set fire to it first. I've never heard it ever called an Explorer either (in a nicer tone) It's just not for me I guess. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I prefer to chain up my gimp farther in so it's an easier egress per fire code and what-not . 2 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 so freakin' weird how it now looks like Dorothy is watching a flat screen TV...... 2 Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I'm sure it's nice, but if I have to kick the door to get out or ever have to reach for a fucking retracted seat belt that some dumbcunt FORD designer signed off on I'll set fire to it first. I've never heard it ever called an Explorer either (in a nicer tone) It's just not for me I guess. Ahh Mike, man you need to get out more often. Hows wifeys yota? Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I prefer to chain up my gimp farther in so it's an easier egress per fire code and what-not . In yer ford truck right? 1 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Yeah but in American measurements that's what,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3500. miles give or take a few feet ?? 300 k in fuck ontario somewhere 1 Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Then there is my new to me,440 loaded rolling cabin..thing sucks the fuel,at 5-7 per... Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Yeah but in American measurements that's what,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3500. miles give or take a few feet ?? thats not what she said..wait...for it.. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 In yer ford truck right? Yeah only problem is i have to park it in Brandenburg Germany now,,, so it makes for a long day sometimes http://www.theparking-cars.com/used-cars-detail/ford-f100/ford-f-100-pick-up-v-8-289-cui/FJFND40J.html Thinking of calling seller up.... Does anyone know how to say "Are you fucking stupid?" in German? :rofl: . 1 Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Yeah only problem is i have to park it in Brandenburg Germany now,,, so it makes for a long day sometimes http://www.theparking-cars.com/used-cars-detail/ford-f100/ford-f-100-pick-up-v-8-289-cui/FJFND40J.html . Not that ferd,the other ferd..tow rig Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Hows wifeys yota? I was like wtf??? does he mean??? Yeah I forget she drives a .... a .... it'll come to me.me matrix that's it! a Matrix. It's ok I rarely drive it. Seems ok and it at least shifts gears not like that shit Caliber we rented once. CVT who told Dodge that anyone want's the shit... anyway? It ran good and gave 30+ but the tires made a lot of noise and like the Matrix hard to see past those 10" wide fucking A pillars. In town you look like Ray Charles checking the blind spots so you don't run over someone stepping out onto the cross walk. Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I was like wtf??? does he mean??? Yeah I forget she drives a .... a .... it'll come to me.me matrix that's it! a Matrix. It's ok I rarely drive it. Seems ok and it at least shifts gears not like that shit Caliber we rented once. CVT who told Dodge that anyone want's the shit... anyway? It ran good and gave 30+ but the tires made a lot of noise and like the Matrix hard to see past those 10" wide fucking A pillars. In town you look like Ray Charles checking the blind spots so you don't run over someone stepping out onto the cross walk. :rofl: see, you need to get out more often :thumbup: Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I was like wtf??? does he mean??? Yeah I forget she drives a .... a .... it'll come to me.me matrix that's it! a Matrix. It's ok I rarely drive it. Seems ok and it at least shifts gears not like that shit Caliber we rented once. CVT who told Dodge that anyone want's the shit... anyway? It ran good and gave 30+ but the tires made a lot of noise and like the Matrix hard to see past those 10" wide fucking A pillars. In town you look like Ray Charles checking the blind spots so you don't run over someone stepping out onto the cross walk. Bring it down. I'll fix that leaking timing cover and water pump for yaz. 2 Quote Link to comment
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