Rhapakatui Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 "Man, don't give me shit. Chad's been driving this thing for like a year. I got in it for 5 minutes and was like "What the fuck, Chad?" Now it's fixed and Chad's fired. Fuckin' Chad." 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Chad should be fired for having Chad for a name. 1 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 an elderly friend of mine bought a rough as hell 1993 Dodge Spirit for basic transportation a few months back. the driver's front brake was locking down and he asked me to change out the pads and check the rotor. when I got in there the rotor looked as bad as the one tendril posted. I changed out pads (on both sides) + rotor and caliper on the driver's front. When we road tested it I told him I thought it was still grabbing. He said, "Oh no, it's just the pads burning in.". ummm, okay. a few days later he let me know the brakes were indeed locking up. I took everything apart, reassembled the works, bled it all multiple times and it was still locking up. I called a buddy of mine and asked him what the hell I was missing. Without a second's hesitation he said, "Flex line on that caliper is rotten. It's allowing fluid to push in but it's not strong enough to resist the vacuum when pressure is released so the sides are collapsing and locking the caliper down." sumbitch. worked like a charm. the fucked up part......? the parts house had every part he needed in stock for that POS '93 Dodge Spirit but they don't seem to keep anything but spark plugs and filters on hand for my A10. 1 Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Chad should be fired for having Chad for a name. nobody named Chad has taken a drug test with a clear conscience 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Chad's mom should have been drug tested before selecting baby names. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 And quoting a coworker word for word "my dick is like a labia qtip" Sadly it wasn't the coworker named chad 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 And quoting a coworker word for word "my dick is like a labia qtip" Sadly it wasn't the coworker named chad Don't bring me into this. :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Don't bring me into this. :lol: you were in it before you had a choice corn fed 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 I couldn't take the chance that you weren't serious. Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Feds: Fish caught in Russia and processed in China can no longer be called 'Alaskan' 3 Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 somebody mention chad? Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 somebody mention chad? That wouldn't feel good for either party Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You can maybe make pancakes on that... Quote Link to comment
HOGIE Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ive never seen a hipster do that one before 2 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Hipsters are generally wimps. 4 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ive never seen a hipster do that one before Yet. Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 that guy is on the wrong side of the road 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 that guy is on the wrong side of the road Driving was on the left side of the road because hand guns hadn't been invented.... Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Before there was the Playboy Club there was... Quote Link to comment
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