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Fixed some machines, next to some heaters, very tight spots, got tons of cow caca on me, and witnessed this take its 1st breath CAM00579_zpsq5hmrkkn.jpg

 

That's always been cool. 

I've help deliver 5 calves and seen probably 100 or so being born. 

 

 

And 3 kids too. 

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That IS some random shit there FarmerJoe..........

 

 

Great White!!..............my favorite beer :wub:

 

 

 

 

 

Never witnessed any animal being born.........I imagine it's quite a site......

 

.....watched all my kids..........c-sections though.........tried for the V birth.........just wasn't in the cards.........

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.....watched all my kids..........c-sections though.........tried for the V birth.........just wasn't in the cards.........

 

 

1st kid...BS C-section. 

 

2nd...VBAC w/episiotomy. 

 

3rd...all-natural home birth with zero intervention. 

 

 

Right there for every second of all 3. 

It can be done. It meant so much to the wife that she could do it. 

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Roger that. We did both home births. This last one was 5 days on and off labor due to a stuck shoulder. Hospital would have forced c-section, but in the end, baby came out healthy, and it meant the world to mom. Pretty damn intense both times! 13 stitches this one. No pain meds or epidural. I don't expect I could have handled that area on me ripping open. That's fuckin metal.

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No pain meds or epidural.

 

 

I wouldn't ever fuck with her..........that's real shit right there..........

 

 

 

That's why men don't have babies.............there would only be like 1000 people on this earth today :rofl:

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Sitting at Coolers in Maui, having some drinks, I look up and there's Billy Gibbons picking up some food.

 

 

That's really to bad he has to wait tables at his age,, at least it wasn't a bar like hooters cuz that really would have been unfortunate.

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That's really to bad he has to wait tables at his age,, at least it wasn't a bar like hooters cuz that really would have been unfortunate.

I was pretty impressed that they didn't degrate him by making him wear a beard-net. I guess that there is some decency left in this world...

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Episiotomy.

 

 

All is fine. Dr. fixed it up nice and good for me.

 

 

Ahh he added a few stitches so the sides could 'get some' next time. "Oh Keith!!! You're sooo big"

 

 

Bow-chikka-wow-wow.

 

 

what in the actual fuck ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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what in the actual fuck ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Wat? You never heard an episiotomy is easier to sew than a tear??? "Oh, doctor? While you're there, would you mind taking in the slack a little?"

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