VFR800 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 enh, fuck her sex wasn't that good when i got it once a quarter, personality decent but face lacking and body very much so after child birth and her family is atrocious "Is the juice worth the squeeze" is a saying I ask myself often now with almost anything I do. 3 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 "Is the juice worth the squeeze" is a saying I ask myself often now with almost anything I do. It never is. Humans are not able to properly assess that rationale. That is why no other creature does shit besides eat drink and fuck. That is the only juice worth the squeeze. But we are very good at convincing ourselves otherwise. 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 It never is. Humans are not able to properly assess that rationale. That is why no other creature does shit besides eat drink and fuck. That is the only juice worth the squeeze. But we are very good at convincing ourselves otherwise. Other creatures don't have any other options but to eat drink and fuck in order to survive. If that's all we did all day, there'd be nothing to left to eat, drink, or fuck. Even if food drink and pussy magically appeared when ever we wanted it, what the hell would we do with the other 23 hours in the day? Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 I failed to mention play and sleep. But it is a slippery slope from play, to advanced particle physics, to: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Other creatures don't have any other options but to eat drink and fuck in order to survive. If that's all we did all day, there'd be nothing to left to eat, drink, or fuck. Even if food drink and pussy magically appeared when ever we wanted it, what the hell would we do with the other 23 hours in the day? fap Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 http://www.nbc-2.com/story/29619967/body-of-woman-reported-missing-in-1990-found-in-pond#.VbJDbLOqpBd Quote Link to comment
ericsb210 Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 A reminder for those of you who have forgotten how stupid humans are. BUT, check out 6:39. My skin is still crawling!! Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 yaknow, you're right. it wasn't that long after that she told me she wanted a divorce. bitch didn't like that i proved her wrong the best investment I ever made was the money I spent for my divorce. the returns have been fantastic. 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 and not taxable. Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Came up stairs to my 11year old watching YouTube on the t.v., he was watching this video i laughed and said the guy filming is bananahammuk to which he replied is that the guy with ostrich profile pic? 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 What's his user name on youtube? Fatty McBitchTits? 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Brain fart #worthlessidea: Steel from a dead comedian and you're black balled from comedy. Hell, and i thought having to pay with Beewbs for reposting on INSMNC was harsh. To mock: 1.a. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride: Also see Synonyms for ridicule. b. To imitate in fun or derision: c. To mimic or resemble closely: 2. a. To frustrate the hopes or intentions of: b. To cause to appear irrelevant, ineffectual, or impotent: Andrew Dice Clay's material Someone throws down a repost in random, pull out the Mancia. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Nicely cropped paradime 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Found it that way Q, but yah, it's perfect. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Mencia has been stealing Dave Chappelles's bits for years among many others. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Maybe paying the settlement for theft of intellectual property is cheeper than paying for your own writers? 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 I like Hendrix's version of 'All Along The Watchtower' way better than Bob's. So if you think you can do it better you should try. Here's another.... "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"... yes, now pay me my royalties. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 It different with music, its a cover which is safe to do, same with a parody. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 I don't know why, but I don't think comedians see it that way. Unlike the music industry, covering a comedy routines don't have a licensing infrastructure. I'm sure Bob made more from Jimmy's version of All Along The Watch Tower than he made from his own song, but before imitating Dylan, I'm sure Hendrix had enough sense and asked first. I don't think Mancia is even extending that courtesy. hence "caught stealing". Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 It's different with comedy because the joke is a joke, music can be changed. Ever heard the metal version of rihannas "like a diamond" its not at all like the original. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Take my wife... please. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 My son just turned me on to some new web crack. http://www.letthemsingitforyou.com/songs copy and paste this text into the field and hit play... See you in a few hours. So I am rolling with my home boys in my sweet 5 10. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind. You can Kiss this ass toy older, because it's. dad sun all the way baby. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Did paradime just have a stroke? 2 Quote Link to comment
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