MicroMachinery Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 Just watched a guy take a leak in the park strip beside my neighbor's truck. I wish to move far far away from people. Me too. Then I won't have perverts watching me urinate wherever I want. 3 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 I went to a buddy's shop today and took him a twelve pack of Keystone. He used to do a lot of mechanic work for me and I still put a lot of cars and parts on Craigslist for him. Today I mentioned I was going to put a vacuum gauge in my Datsun. He pulled these two from an old Folger's can. I think my jaw dropped. I asked what he had to have for them, he handed them to me and said, "All yours!". The Stewart-Warner is actually a lot nice than the picture suggests. It still has the gasket that fits between the panel and the gauge! It also has an adjustment screw (I think???) in the port. The other gauge is marked very similar to a 1950s "Motor Minder". It's a heavy bastard! The Stewart will probably go into my '64 Fairlane along with these three: I bought the temperature gauge at a swap meet in 1996 for $5. I went to bunches of salvages for the next few months looking for the oil pressure gauge but couldn't find one. I went to visit an elderly friend (ex-drag racer) and caught him working on a car. When I asked him about where I might find a black and white Stewart-Warner oil pressure gauge he reached into the rafters above my head, pulled this one down and said, "Here ya go, son!". Those two gauges have been in my '64 since 1996. The voltmeter I found in a burned up 1960s Condor motor home that another elderly friend dragged into his salvage yard. All the gauges were vintage S-W but most had been ruined by sunlight and exposure but the voltmeter was mint. It was a $5 purchase. I've had this gauge for about fifteen years but just decided to buy a three hole panel and install it about two months ago. If I buy a four hole panel and install the vacuum gauge, three out of four of my gauges will have ties to my best friends - kinda sappy but I'm probably going to do it. 3 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 Note to self: Befriend old people with cool stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Just watched a guy take a leak in the park strip beside my neighbor's truck. I wish to move far far away from people. Me too. Then I won't have perverts watching me urinate wherever I want. Note to self: Befriend old people with cool stuff. Peeing on old people's stuff doesn't make it yours. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Peeing on old people's stuff doesn't make it yours. it could though. but I don't think they would be your friends anymore though. then again, the baby boomers now have elderly in their ranks and those people were big into water sports - at least according to all the swank and cheri porno mags I stole from my cousins when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Interesting theory, but here's a variable you may not have anticipated. If the boomer generation are disproportionally more into water sports than say the greatest generation, wouldn't they want to keep their stuff once Micromachinery pees on it? I smell a behavioral psychology PhD dissertation. What are you doing for the next 7 years? Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Sounds like micro is going to be kidding on old peoples cool stuff. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 When you work outdoors you sometimes have to improvise. In town before it was deemed a confined space and illegal to enter without proper equipment I used to put out the traffic cones, lift the manhole lid with our puller and climb down inside to take a leak. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Sounds like micro is going to be kidding on old peoples cool stuff. What is he doing to things? You and your phone don't get along too well, do ya? 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I can see it now, "So Dr. a.d._510_n_ok, what was your research dissertation on?" Well... it's kind of about baby boomer's value system as it relates to pornography, and pissing on stuff. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 It may have been popular (maybe still is) but it's a fad, a 'thing', risque. I fear for male teenagers today that think all pussies are bald. They are in for one hell of a shock. There should be halfway houses where '70s porn is shown to desensitize them. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I am a fan of the brazilan wax. I do not want the amazon jungle down stairs like the japanese girls nor do I want a bald eagle like all this latest "fad" 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A clean shaven clam is nifty for a photo shoot, but in the real world... damn thing turns into cactus real quick. 3 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Sounds like micro is going to be kidding on old peoples cool stuff. What is he doing to things? You and your phone don't get along too well, do ya? God damn mother fucking piece of technology that thinks its smarter than me!!! Micro is going to be pissing, PISSING on old peoples things........fuck..... Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Wow there Q, just a little glitch in the matrix bro. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 It may have been popular (maybe still is) but it's a fad, a 'thing', risque. I fear for male teenagers today that think all pussies are bald. They are in for one hell of a shock. There should be halfway houses where '70s porn is shown to desensitize them. I love me some clean lips. But I like a little bit up top too. I have a problem seeing A or B cup girls bald in the pubic region. Small boobs should at least rock a stripe to help verify age. Big boobs...do what you want. Small boobs and hairless. Just wrong. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Peeing on old people's stuff doesn't make it yours. it could though. but I don't think they would be your friends anymore though. then again, the baby boomers now have elderly in their ranks and those people were big into water sports - at least according to all the swank and cheri porno mags I stole from my cousins when I was a kid. Interesting theory, but here's a variable you may not have anticipated. If the boomer generation are disproportionally more into water sports than say the greatest generation, wouldn't they want to keep their stuff once Micromachinery pees on it? I smell a behavioral psychology PhD dissertation. What are you doing for the next 7 years? Sounds like micro is going to be kidding on old peoples cool stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I have a problem seeing A or B cup girls bald in the pubic region. Small boobs should at least rock a stripe to help verify age. Big boobs...do what you want. Age boobsize and hair are not related, 13year olds with hair and double dz are everywhere just as a cup shaved 25 year olds are, really asking for I.D. is your best bet. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A fourteen year old is not above the age of consent just because she has a fake ID. (and you asked to see it) She may be able to 'drive' but doesn't have a valid license. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Clean is nice. Does not make me think of children. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Officer, I swear I thought she was over 18. She was smoking cigarettes. Somebody had to have checked her ID." Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Age boobsize and hair are not related, 13year olds with hair and double dz are everywhere just as a cup shaved 25 year olds are, really asking for I.D. is your best bet. It's not really an age thing to me. It just looks really odd; creepy. She could be 40, flat, and bald....I'd still argue that she needs a strip of fur. Saying Acuppers need fur to verify age was the wrong term. Maturity? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Must be Mohawk to get the tomahawk. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I can see it now, "So Dr. a.d._510_n_ok, what was your research dissertation on?" Well... it's kind of about baby boomer's value system as it relates to pornography, and pissing on stuff. I also have a theory that the Flintstones and the Jetsons were big into wife-swapping with each other but haven't been able to reconcile that to a plausible timeline. Quote Link to comment
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