tr8er Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Holy shit! Ten thou for a coffee machine! If you made yourself a cup of coffee every morning for 7 years you would be paying around $4/cup. Even if you were able to keep a sig other around all that time, it's $2/cup, and you'd surely still pay for theirs, so $4 a cup still. They are pretty... Not happening. Unless I sold my elusive 1965 Datsun bluebird coup. Converted to LHD. No papers, but not an issue with DMV. 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Well, I didn't buy it, it was an older one from her business. I won't spend 100 bucks on one. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Weak sauce. Fill one mug coffee press with cold tap or filtered water. My water is fed about 8 miles from a mountain lake. Microwave for 2 1/2 min on high. Add coffee, I use a 1/4 cup measuring spoon full after work but heaping full when I get up for work, minimum. Stir in and get favorite mug ready. Yes favorite mug makes it taste better. Stir again and do something for 2-5 min. Stir and press it out. Clean out press now not later so it's ready when you are desperate for one. edit: Ah I see that 1/4 cup is about 4 tablespoons. French Press???????? sooo Canadian, I got one of those poncey things for x-mas, ripped it apart and made the BEST carb filter. 2 Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 I just have my wife tell the man servant to makes some,, then she goes and has Mr. Coffee brew it. It kinda smells like the sulfuric acid baths at the Auburn Boeing plant ,, but he tries so i drink it so as to not hurt anyones "feelings" . Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 This describes where me and Ted went after closing garage sale yesterday evening. "There are fields, Neo, endless fields, where Datsuns are no longer manufactured...they are grown."―Morpheus 1 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Holy shit! Ten thou for a coffee machine! If you made yourself a cup of coffee every morning for 7 years you would be paying around $4/cup. Even if you were able to keep a sig other around all that time, it's $2/cup, and you'd surely still pay for theirs, so $4 a cup still. They are pretty... Not happening. Unless I sold my elusive 1965 Datsun bluebird coup. Converted to LHD. No papers, but not an issue with DMV. there are $20,000 machines. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Yeah, even more. It's why the "cheap" one was at the house. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Here's the issue...the girl owned (owns) a high brow coffee shop. No matter what amount of pouring fancy grounds in a French press I do, it's probably gonna fall short of the 10,000 dollar machine that WAS sitting on my counter that came with someone who knew how to work it perfectly. I'll live. there are $20,000 machines. Still cheaper than marrying the coffee maker. Count yourself lucky. Pay as you go is the way. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 I remembered seeing this a while ago. Googled coffee maker ass and found it! Also found: And Yup. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 hello kit teh Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Barista, French press, $10fucking000 dollar coffee machine... WTF? Drink coffee like a man! Or if you are like myself and the wife, who don't drink but a cup in the morning, especially since you are single now, get a Keurig. I love ours. If I drink more than one cup, my weird body turns it into hot liquid laxative! 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Dammit, now I feel like such a wimp. I'll be right back, I need to go kill something with a claw hammer and eat something that tastes horrid. I'll probably mix the two so I can save some time. 1 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Fuck me, is that Gary Busey dressed as a chick? 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 The really horrid part is I think I would hit it. 1 Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 But seriously, all that damn retarded "barista" training, and over $10,000 for a machine to make an awful tasting, severely overpriced cup of diarrhea? WTF? Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I like strong beer too. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I like strong beer too. Stop being such a wimp and drink cheap whiskey out of the bottle, preferably a plastic one. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 But then how will I cut myself with it when I'm done? Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 But then how will I cut myself with it when I'm done? Just get creative, you can make plastic sharp. You get some empty bottles, make a drum kit and for play it on the street and some one will come do the cutting for you Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I'll get to that in just a second. I'm trying to get a homeless man to sell me his underwear. All of mine are too clean. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Now you're in the right track for a stabbin Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 As long as it's a manly looking knife. Quote Link to comment
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