HRH Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Hey, I almost invited the carpet cleaning lady in yesterday, but she had just a little too much gut hanging out for me to hit it. Close though! :) Doing door to door demos for Kirby. 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 A gunt. They're real classy Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Barista, French press, $10fucking000 dollar coffee machine... WTF? Drink coffee like a man! Or if you are like myself and the wife, who don't drink but a cup in the morning, especially since you are single now, get a Keurig. I love ours. If I drink more than one cup, my weird body turns it into hot liquid laxative! These are to coffee what Michael Bolton and Celene Dijon are to singing. (well except maybe the electric perk) You don't have to be a coffee snob to enjoy a reasonable cup easily or cheaply. My wife has a Tassimo and it's the biggest wast of money for shitty coffee there is. Drip coffee the same. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I'll get to that in just a second. I'm trying to get a homeless man to sell me his underwear. All of mine are dirtier.. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 I just put a cone over a mug and pour very hot water on it. It works incredibly well. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 dunkin' donuts is the only coffee worth drinking. Pikes Place blend at Starbucks tastes like stomach acid Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 And I try to buy coffee that was roasted recently. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 These are to coffee what Michael Bolton and Celene Dijon are to singing. (well except maybe the electric perk) You don't have to be a coffee snob to enjoy a reasonable cup easily or cheaply. My wife has a Tassimo and it's the biggest wast of money for shitty coffee there is. Drip coffee the same. This brought to you by the letter S. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 This brought to you by the letter S. ...and the numbers 4 and 7. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 ...and the numbers 4 and 7. 1...ha.ha.ha.....2.... 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 One.....ONE obscure reference, AW AW AW. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 yes aw aw aw aw Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 if you want to do an engine swap and paint your living room in one day this is the shit! chinese Pu Erh tea, with out it there would be no Great Wall. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Seriously, I have been drinking that for years and love it. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 it makes your eyebrows grow up to 2 1/2 inches, my lady swears by it. There are different grades, some get exspensive Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 You're saying that it puts lead in your pencil?? Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Maybe, the lady's at Starbucks look exceptionally hot today, god damn, gonna blow my lid. To bad the shit makes u impotent. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Coffee turns slack jaws into a sexual tyranasaurus 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Ok that was clever, the geezers sitting next to me feel the same, except they check out women with binoculars, old school pervs Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Coffee turns slack jaws into a sexual tyranasaurus Yeah, strap that on your saur-ass! :) 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Coffee turns slack jaws into a sexual tyranasaurus why do I read this as "jaws" the transsexual dinosaur? 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 why do I read this as "jaws" the transsexual dinosaur? Cause youre lysdexsic like me (I read it the same way the first time) 1 Quote Link to comment
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