Cleopatra Jones Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 not sure how I can win. wife drove us to the grocery store in her maverick about an hour ago. when she parked I told her that the nose of her flat black maverick was sticking out of the parking spot quite a bit. "well, yeah, but I'm still in the spot". okay. come out of the store and there's a dude standing beside her car with a note. he had backed into her and was leaving a note. the only damage he did was a scrape on her vinyl bumper guard. he gave her his insurance info and had no problem with her calling the cops. she didn't. i don't know how ya'll park but if you hit my Datsun or Fairlane in a parking lot you are doing something. I park as far away from the front as possible and I give tards all the room they need/or want. being technically right has never been much solace when my shit gets dinged or dented in a parking lot. This is why I bought another car. I love my Pathfinder but I do refer to him as the decoy. They can hit that all they want and I won't care much. I do see a lot of door dings from where some ass just threw their car door into it. If someone hit Stanley....all I'm sayin is they wouldn't find the body. No body, no crime. Datsuns do have big trunks for such a small car. When I do drive him someplace I park waaay in the back where other people are too lazy to walk from. this. Stanley should be proud to have you as an owner Doesn't matter who's getting more attention at the time, you both look Damn good Thanks! You guys are too kind :blush: :D 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 That would be my other job making ends meet on Hollywood Blvd. Gotta do what ya gotta do. WHAT!!! .... oh my god not that! Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 WHAT!!! .... oh my god not that! Settle down over there. You only take pics with tourists and hope for a tip. Nothing nasty. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 :sweat: 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Well, the leaky exhaust on the ol 254k mile 92 Accord jalopy finally gave up the ghost. It had rusted holes around one of the welds by the cat, and it decided to snap as I went through a dip at an intersection. Drug it a block and pulled into my bank parking lot (where I was going). Not so bad, except there was some event going on and there were 8-10 valet parking guys waiting at the lot...fml Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 :sweat: :angel: Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I hear ya colourbox......just nothin' late model I wanna drive. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 this. Stanley should be proud to have you as an owner Doesn't matter who's getting more attention at the time, you both look Damn good HEY!!! Get your spoon outta my cereal! 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I hear ya colourbox......just nothin' late model I wanna drive. I know what you mean. I don't really dig new cars. Look like big ole bubbles. I don't buy new cars anyway. Against my religion. But, because Stanley has a lot of sentimental value to me (last thing my dad bought me before he passed away) he is now just a show queen. A decoy was necessary....for my sanity and the safety of others. HEY!!! Get your spoon outta my cereal! The chocolate has not touched the peanut butter :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Omg you guys are helping my horrible night that much better. And I can hit on you if you want flatcat 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Keith if my cousin sets up some extreme Barbie jeep racing you wanna come out and play? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Omg you guys are helping my horrible night that much better. And I can hit on you if you want flatcat Keith if my cousin sets up some extreme Barbie jeep racing you wanna come out and play? Yes. And FUCK YES! Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 He posted a video of it tonight on Facebook so I told him to set it up in a comment. Will see if he does it. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Shit even my brother is down for those shenanigans Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Yes. And FUCK YES!wait.... You want me to hit on you? Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 This should help you even more hobospyder....vintage ads This one has gone beyond suggestive. Make sure you read the text in the ad. I always thought going native meant something else Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I repeat What? Goddamn my tired brain is rolling Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 wait.... You want me to hit on you? Who doesn't want attention? I'm, more than likely, going to turn you down. But, hey, you won't know until you ask. Hell, I'm always down for a free dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Who doesn't want attention? I'm, more than likely, going to turn you down. But, hey, you won't know until you ask. Hell, I'm always down for a free dinner. Fuck that I'm a pansy, you gotta buy me dinner You'll get a show at least And actually giving the ex wife another chance maybe. See how she does Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I'll give your ex-wife another chance. No problem. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I gave her a chance about three and a half years ago and broke up with her. No biggie. Just feeling a little lonely............ In my pants Wanna help me out kitty? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I gave her a chance about three and a half years ago and broke up with her. No biggie. Just feeling a little lonely............ In my pants Wanna help me out kitty? Yeah. I'll give you HRH's phone number. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I gave her a chance about three and a half years ago and broke up with her. No biggie. Just feeling a little lonely............ In my pants Wanna help me out kitty? WHAT!!! .... oh my god not that! Quote Link to comment
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