Velvetpants57 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 this was sent to me and i almost peed my pants laughing. i dont know if its true, if so i feel really bad for the guy. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3179973 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Hilarious. Pee bottles, seriously? Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Holy shit, I can't type , this is too fucking funny, I'm still laughing while typing. True or not, I'm dying, that's just great!!! :D ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! I have to shit pee now. Where are my pee bottles!? HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 wtf is a pee bottle?? do all guys take one on a date or something? i think that guys just a effing wierdo. he always needs a pee bottle and he cant use public restrooms..... plus he is obsessed with getting buff!?!? isnt he too old to have accidents?? Quote Link to comment
FujiyamaMama Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sweet baby jesus I wouldve flipped out too. Quote Link to comment
Duke Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I was wondering how long it would take for that to make it here. The whole thing sounds a little fake to me, but the number of posts the dude has almost makes me think otherwise. Hmmmm...shitty. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 i think its real Quote Link to comment
FujiyamaMama Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Hmmmm...shitty. Was the pun intended? Quote Link to comment
bonvo Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) omfg the ms paint pics make it even more epic edit: saved to favorites for future hilarity Edited December 17, 2009 by bonvo Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 lol Thats what I was trying to explain to you....lol http://forum.ratsun.net/showthread.php?4170-joke-s-you-know-you-got-them/page10 Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 ya i figured as much lol Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 is this him? omfg the ms paint pics make it even more epic hate it when i cant see the pix! shit or go blind? ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 That just lowered my opinion of body builders even more, most of them seem to act like a pee botle was normal...:blink: Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 WOOOOOWW!!!!!!:blink: Truck drivers use pee bottles all the time. They then turn them into urine bombs by throwing them out the window of their truck. Imagine trying to put your junk in a bottle while holding the wheel and shifting all at the same time!! Aww crap!!! The bottle is too small!!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 i even have issues with a micky's Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 i even have issues with a micky's that already tastes like piss Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 i lived with some friends for a while an the basement was converted into bedrooms an such No bathroom.. so im in the far corner of the basement an the only bathroom is wayyy upstairs (basicly above my room) so it was a long walk when you wake up at 5am FREEZING an shivering an shit so ya i peed in bottles, not all the time.. only when i knew i might not make it.. it bein cold an me shivering didnt help the matter.. and! i always took the bottles out to the Dumpster out side in the morning.. ya know so the chicks i brought home wouldnt see em lol laugh if ya want.. oh an Gatorade bottles FTW.. no my cock dont fit in the hole. but its better then the small ass 20oz bottle openings lol.. Quote Link to comment
Duke Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 i even have issues with a micky's Hell, I have an issue with a 5 gallon bucket! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Hell, I have an issue with a 5 gallon bucket! me too! everytime i sit down they collapse and shit gets everywhere :lol: Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 me too!everytime i sit down they collapse and shit gets everywhere :lol: :lol::lol: Use a 50 gallon barrel next time Quote Link to comment
LAYEDOUTB2K Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 LOL. Here is the story in animated GIF format for people too lazy to read. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 thats one good animation. you should send it to that guy haha Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Dude, there's no way this guy is that much of a tool. Funny imagination though. :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Holy shit Layedoubt2k, I havent laughed that hard in a while. That's great! I used to be a traveling steel framer and peeing in bottles on the road was a regular occurence. I remember once in Ukiah, CA on a hot ass day running a rotohammer on a slab in 114+ degree weather, my co-worker Jamie was desperately in search of something with which to wet his whistle. He went to the work truck and dug out a bottle of Lemon-lime Gatorade from under the seat. Unbeknownst to him the contents of said bottle was actually my 3 day old urine. Before I could yell across the jobsite, it was too late, he already had the bottle turned up and was chugging away. He realized what it was after a second and threw the bottle in my direction, cursing away in New Zealand slang (kiwi). I felt bad for the guy, but we still couldnt stop laughing. Quote Link to comment
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