Nissan_Boy85 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 The 510's had a thread, I figured it's time the pickups got a smartass mouth too. :D "You ride me daily, put me away wet, and constantly abuse me...I love it." "Get that KA in me! I wanna go kill some Honda's" "If I diesel one more time, I'm gonna throw this rod up your @$$!!" Quote Link to comment
moparvwfreak Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 my 73..... i love you. and to show my appreciation, heres a blown head gasket. the 78.... your gonna die by my hands. heres a grenaded transmission for you!!!!!! DIE BASTARD DIE!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
LAYEDOUTB2K Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 my 720: im almost done, stop being lazy and hook all these vacuum lines back up. my L320: what the f#*k is this forsale sign, pull this cover of and drive me. my NL320: why is my steering wheel on the other side? Quote Link to comment
Bandit240 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Mine wouldn't say anything, its dead. Haha, 620 on my post count. Quote Link to comment
sirchopz Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 What the hell was that...Cute truck. My 71 pl521 Ah man! More rice-rockets on my ass! My 71 pl521 going up SR2 - la Canada Quote Link to comment
CharlieBucket Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 "i love you in driveway, hate you on the streets" "i'm hot" Quote Link to comment
Bugeye Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 The 620: "I fucking hate you, why did you crash me into the tree?" The 521: "Thanks for saving me from sinking into the mountian, now get off your ass and finish me" Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 "Why are my bit's all over the garage and shed?" "Please work on me, I swear I wont blow up this time!" Quote Link to comment
Rusty Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 "I see how you are... :mellow: Promise me the world.... Gave me a new KA engine... new wheels & Tires.... ...all that suspension work to lay my ass down; :cool: Then, all our dates stopped?:fu: ...you stopped calling? :rolleyes: Whats wrong? :confused: Are you mad at me?:mad: I Think you should find a shop that will help you finish me up?;) Its not my fault you moved back to Hawaii and left me in storage?! :blink: Maybe we should see other people?:eek: Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 my '77 620 KC: "quit trying to put me in 5th gear, I'm just a 4 speed and that tickles!" or: "don't look at me like that...put down that hammer right now!" or: "when do I get my extreme makeover?" Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Lynches says: "its about damn time you took me to a show you bastard :fu:" Mine says: "why did you sell meeee? :confused:" Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Lynches says: "its about damn time you took me to a show you bastard :fu:" LMAO took the words right outta my mouth! some other things she'd say.. "if you dont drive me as often as you drive the se-r, im gonna brake something so you have to fix it" "oh what.. Now you want me to start? .. ha!" an since theres no sentra thread.. things the se-r would say.. "if you drive the truck more then me, i will brake something so you have to fix it" "oh look theres a honda!! nom nom nom" currently im setting a record for having both my vehicles running / driving at the same time.. usualy one brakes right after i fix the other.. Jealousy is a Bitch! Quote Link to comment
Edz280zx Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 In a voice like Rourke from Aliens..."kiiill meeee" Quote Link to comment
Braden Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 My 620- I DONT WANNA RYN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I WANT A NEW MOTOR, AND MINUKINIS YOU BASTARD!!!! ILL LET YOU WORK ON ME FOR ANOTHER WEEK BEFORE I EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
mellotrongirl Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 my '77 620 KC:"quit trying to put me in 5th gear, I'm just a 4 speed and that tickles!" I'm ALWAYS doing this to the other handful of four-speeds I've got!! And may I add: "Tune in a decent radio station once in awhile..." Quote Link to comment
PEZi720 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 "you pound the shit out of me... leaving me feeling used and worn all so you can say you beat the people in WRX's??? Its ok... I hate them too" -my 720 Quote Link to comment
Bugeye Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 What the hell are you doing with that torch? Hey stop it that burns, thats it Im never gonna run for you! Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 "truck: why are you workin on that slut, shes not even rwd..." "sentra: Whatever grandma!" Quote Link to comment
dat620 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) lil orange(79 reg cab show truck) i used to like it when you rubbed me that way, now you just tickle me with a feather duster. lil blue(77 king kab under constrution, with lots of body mods) be quite, your just jealous cause i've got more to offer , besides i'm older than you, have respect for your elders. i've got more experiance than you do... Edited August 30, 2009 by dat620 Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Since it's my wifes truck and there is an LZ-23 under the hood,the truck would say to her:I'm glad you stroked me". Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 My 521, "I like the way you slide it into 4th gear nice and easy." "When you gonna put a damn 5spd in me so we have 1 more hole to play with??" "I need a friend, maybe a slightly younger model thats easy on the eyes?? C'mon, I'm just a horny 'ol Datsun." :D Quote Link to comment
Farmer Joe Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 "i'm hot" yup yup! same here. "why dont they make good gas anymore? this shit now days just boils in my fuel lines when its hot outside." lol Quote Link to comment
Loz Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 "top or bottom/ Make up ur damn mind!":eek: "I love it when you rub me down and them spray me again with that green sh1t!":D "Thanks for sorting my plumbing:o" "Ouch! I think you ripped something!":eek: Quote Link to comment
drxfter Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 What do you mean I don't have a tub? I've a tray? A f*cking tray?! YOU BETTER MAKE ME LOOK GOOD IN IT, YOU BASTARD! Eighteens! I won't have ANYTHING less than EIGHTEENS! Quote Link to comment
Loz Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You better buy me a new pump if you want me to suck that sh1t!! ;) Quote Link to comment
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