KoHeartsGPA Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I know what Ray did last war........ Knocked up soldier's wives. 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 i thought it was ridiculous Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Moving begins tonight. Borrowed a trailer and truck. Fuck me. Haven't pulled a trailer in years. This trailer is so rickety. Truck has a solid canopy. Blind. I'll be damned if I didn't stab that trailer 2 feet from my porch first shot! 3 Link to comment
Draker Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Nice work.. now you actually have to start moving shit. And that is terrible. 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Don't forget to provide the beers for your helpers AFTER the shits moved, lowers the chance of breakage. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Nice work.. now you actually have to start moving shit. And that is terrible. Not looking forward to this. Don't forget to provide the beers for your helpers AFTER the shits moved, lowers the chance of breakage. Helpers? Ha! Drinks on me, by me, for me. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Little lady pulled the trigger, eh? Prepare for her to be swept away by a manly woman in a sleeveless flannel. 6 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Said lesbian lady may or may not be bearded. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Bit she will have at least one dog, and it will be smarter than your honor student. 4 Link to comment
uberkevin Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Dude.... our two stray cats were trained to shit on the toilet.... Not saying my dog will be doing such things BUT! We are going to have one hell of a good dog! Bit she will have at least one dog, and it will be smarter than your honor student.Or are you talking about the chick that's going to be picking up Lexi. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Dude.... our two stray cats were trained to shit on the toilet.... Not saying my dog will be doing such things BUT! We are going to have one hell of a good dog! Or are you talking about the chick that's going to be licking out Lexi. Link to comment
uberkevin Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Thanks Cat that is what I wanted to say. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 You, sir, have just entered in to a new realm. I'll always have a couch for ya whenever Lexi drops the bomb. 2 Link to comment
uberkevin Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 No comment.. 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 you can learn almost nothing from a person, who prefers matching socks rather than mis matched Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 you can learn almost nothing from a person, who prefers matching socks rather than mis matched Every single one of my socks, black Champion. 40 pairs. No strays. 2 Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Every single one of my socks, black Champion. 40 pairs. No strays. Two kinds if people. I have a regular menagerie of socks....need to toss a bunch that are all holed up from my work boots. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I really like not having to pair them up after laundry. When I get dressed...2 socks. Easy. If they get holes, meh. It always works. And I have a large stash of ankle socks too. All the same black Nike socks. Same story. To me its about efficiency and laziness. Link to comment
Lockleaf Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I have like a hundred pair of socks, nearly all of them argyle in many many colors. I get sad when one sock wears out and I have to get rid of both. Screw efficiency im all about bitchin socks. If I haven't folded laundry it takes ten minutes to find a matching pair. Worth it! :) 1 Link to comment
fritzdixxon Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 My time is more valuable than matching socks, grabbing the first two from the drawer and if I pull a set it is like a little victory. I take it one step further tho and wear them inside out, the outside of a shock is smoother and softer plus there is no seam to bug your toes and you will never get toejam. Sux that no one is helping you flat, ever consider hiring a moving company? Even just to get the big items ripped over a couple hundred bux would save you hours and you can just crack a beer and watch. 1 Link to comment
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