hobospyder Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 And, I just got back from a 7 mile group hike, and I met a cute Puerto Rican chick who's into me. So hopefully I'll be playing with her some more! Sweet! more info required, how do we know she's actually into you and not your car? either way congrats dude, took you long enough Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 And, I just got back from a 7 mile group hike, and I met a cute Puerto Rican chick who's into me. So hopefully I'll be playing with her some more! Sweet! Hopefully. Maybe she just wants to rob you, though. 2 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Ya know, if you'd just come over you could bask in all the awesome I surround myself with. I don't mind sharing. Dude, if I wasn't working and you weren't crazy far away, I'd be there in a flash. Always down to help a brotha out. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Does she need a VISA? I have a truck. I just need a strapping, young lad like you to assist me. There is a lady here with big tits and loose morals. I call her Honey. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Dude, if I wasn't working and you weren't crazy far away, I'd be there in a flash. Always down to help a brotha out. Micro, thank you. Flip HRH some shit. He's barely an hour away. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 For a guy without a woman, who doesn't drink or partake in any other recreational vices, he sure is stingy with his time. I remember back when I had a lot less to take up my time, driving to Manitoba to mow my friend's parents yard. Good times. 1 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 My wife weighs a buck ten soaking wet. There is a lady here with big tits and loose morals. I call her Perfect. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 And you're not here yet, why? Link to comment
q-tip Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Just made some gluten free biscuits (wife is gf). God they are gritty. I love gluten. Yeah, I know what you mean.....I miss gluten, been 7 years for me. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 And you're not here yet, why? I don't mind sharing. Well.. if THAT'S the case.. 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Welcome to Mississippi 2 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Plates are overrated. Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Your father probably told you a few things, but just in case he wasn’t around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on: Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once. Keep a change of clothes at the office. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat. Every hat should serve a purpose. Never take her to the movies on the first date. Learn to wet shave. Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit. Shave with the grain on the first go-around. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie. A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month. Call Mom and Dad every week. Never wear a clip-on tie. Give a firm handshake. Compliment her shoes. Never leave a pint unfinished. If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him. Be conscious of your body language. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period. Always stand to shake someone’s hand. Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well. Go with the decision that will make for a good story. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet. Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it. Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head. No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen; it’s your job to overcome them. The first one to get angry loses. A man does what needs to be done without complaining. Never stop learning. Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life. Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy. If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room. Luck favors the prepared. Women find confidence sexy as hell. Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. 6 Link to comment
Draker Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 woah woah woah... insomiacs bro... tl;dr 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 woah woah woah... insomiacs bro... tl;dr You missed out then. True story. 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Thank you tendril, those are some good reminders right there. Forgot some of them 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Happiness is relative and so is wealth. When the lights go out, all women start on a level playing field. Follow your bliss, know when you are happy. Do something every day that scares you. Find the time to be totally alone for (at least) 20 minutes every day Keep a book in the bathroom, and read it. Stop bitching. Most are worse off than you. One good friend is worth more than all the other people that you will ever know. Keep some small change in one pocket and give to anyone who asks for it. It's worth more to them than you. Stretch every muscle before getting out of bed Turn your phone off. Good or bad, the news can wait. .... 4 Link to comment
HRH Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 http://sportscarstandings.com/Top-10-Fastest-Cars/1981 Oh yeah, check out number 20, last on the list!! :D Number 3 is pretty awesome though! Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 http://sportscarstandings.com/Top-10-Fastest-Cars/1981 Oh yeah, check out number 20, last on the list!! :D Number 3 is pretty awesome though! ^^^This is why Matt won't help you, Keith. 4 Link to comment
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