RatVonDude Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I don't believe in gravity. as long as your turds don't fallow you home. if you find a driver side window regulator floating around, will you give it a slight tap to the south 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Aaaaand the earth is 6000 years old......even though there are trees older than that on earth, I'm still sticking with that number. let me dig through a couple boxes, I might have that regulator. Link to comment
paradime Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Bunch of religious hooey. Science be with you 1 Link to comment
hosestop@msn.com Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 WHAT'S he doing to that girl goat ?she is smiling ! Link to comment
HRH Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 *slams door* *Datsun starts* 6 hours later, Smoke is shark-hug attacked out of nowhere by HRH. :rofl: Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 If i ever catch the sadistic fuck at Comcast that removed the buttons on the front of the reciever box so you can't change channels if you lose remote,, was a good idea ,,,,,,,, seriously,,,,,,,,,,,, your a fuckin dead man. Link to comment
paradime Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'll be your spotter. I have two kids and I'm lucky to see the remote 2 days out of five. 2 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I have three remotes in my bedroom and on the weekend I'm lucky to find one Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Just get a VHS and a clap on nanner. those comcassholes do suck tho, I owe them money because I refuse to play that bullshit Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Go to a Comcast store, they just hand them out. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Nothings sleazier than the sound of VHS getting sucked into rolling plastic.. ...... Oh shit there are lines in my porn 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 There are more Comcast remotes than sharks 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 There are more Comcast remotes than sharks More likely to be attacked by a Comcast remote than a shark. 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 We have Charter out here. I hope I'll be safe. Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 "Charter" chumming with Sharks for Comcast remotes Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 But can you change your neighbors channel to shark week, through your bedroom window? Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 No, but I can have him attacked by a remote drawn in by chumming with shark. Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 still got direct TV satellite but after we got Netflix about a year ago I barely turn satellite on. I've had direct TV for fifteen years but I really can't recommend them. wife keeps it for her networks stuff. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 still got direct TV satellite but after we got Netflix about a year ago I barely turn satellite on. I've had direct TV for fifteen years but I ... still can't finish a complete thought on how I feel about it. 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Shark got your tongue? 2 Link to comment
paradime Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 U-verse is a black hole of aggravation. Honestly I don't see how they stay in business. The user guid is a text book lesson on how to fuck yourself. My shit breaks down so much I know the whole tech staff by first name, and I've been told that I'm classified as a "problem client" at AT&T. I own that as a source of pride. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment
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