(INSOMNIACS) balls deep.

[RatVonDude]

If somebody litters the guy gets up and policies the situation.

 

one day he was out trying to sell his photographs, my friend mike who just dumped 20 grand into eye surgery was like " hey cool photo, kinda broke tho.... Do you have a water mark and we can post it on carfien"

 

the guy was all " dude I've been doing photo journalism for twenty years, it has a copyright"

 

mike is like ok I'm going,

 

then the Mercedes guy is all

" boy mike is a dick today "

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[paradime]

Someone needs to invent a hipster repellent. Something that works on the central nervous system that makes them loose control of the bodily functions.

[RatVonDude]

Its called physical labor....oh wait the firefighters have lumbersexual beards now.

[q-tip]

Please get video of terry the homeless guy loosing it with mercedouche.

[bananahamuck]

[tr8er]

Hipster repellant: Agent Orange works well. If it doesn't work, they are a witch. Drown them.

[smoke]

I'mI just pissed off that the one thing I do really well (grow a beard) has been ruined. I have a strong suspicion that the pesron who coined anything metrosexualish about a beard can't grow one. It's why I statred saying that all men with large weiners are stupid.

[bananahamuck]

[HRH]

You know, now I get it.  There was this one chick online whose "Message me if" line stated "If you have a beard."  And then some other crap, and I'm like WTF, why would it matter if I did or didn't have a beard?  As a matter of fact I do have a beard but as soon as summer comes it's getting shaved the heck off because it's hot.  Winter's cold, grow a beard.  Summer's hot, shave it off. Simple.  I think she might have been a hipster chick, good thing I dodged that bullet!

[HRH]

Because one of those "girls" is definitely a guy, they're all suspect now!

[RatVonDude]

Hangin around real leather daddys and otters is not the worst place to pick up women.

 

for those of you that don't know what an otter is... Its the skinny German looking gay dude in blue denim with shaved head, John Lennon glasses and a massive sea otter mustache !

[bananahamuck]

Ooooor you could go where there are women .

 

 

 

 

 

[paradime]

I've got it. Give a hipster coffee served in a she she brand cup, then tell him it's Folders freeze dried. Instant loss of bodily function. I want Video!!!

[q-tip]

I've got it. Give a hipster coffee served in a she she brand cup, then tell him it's Folders freeze dried. Instant loss of bodily function. I want Video!!!

Can't we just use a shovel......to the back of the head.....at the base of the skull...... that should repel them well enough.

[paradime]

As long as it makes the loose their shit in public, I don't care.

[RatVonDude]

Gonna try n get some pics of Mercedouch and terry the recycler.

mercedouche is farthest thing from a hipster, he's 55 and looks like a roady for y.n.t or cheaptrick with short hair. Terry could waste him, he's like Apollo creds bully.

[Burabuda]

[smoke]

I'm gonna release my pug back into the wild so he can be free to join a pack and hunt their natural enemy, the vacuum cleaner.

[q-tip]

Gonna try n get some pics of Mercedouch and terry the recycler.

mercedouche is farthest thing from a hipster, he's 55 and looks like a roady for y.n.t or cheaptrick with short hair. Terry could waste him, he's like Apollo creds bully.

I've named another one :ROFL:

[bananahamuck]

[q-tip]

Almost Tristins exact reaction to his empty engine bay :lol:

[Burabuda]

[HRH]

Quaid, start the reactor!!  :lol:

[Cpl620]

where all the hummers at?