smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Then, of course PETA had to throw in their two cents and suggest the cat is being mistreated. The dude called the cops on the cat rather than running it through with a fire poker and making a set of slippers from it, the cat is not being abused. 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 i watched a later interview, and now the reporter is saying, that the guy spanked the cat in attempt to stop the cat from attacking, the link you posted when fresh said he kicked the cat , the later, being the most sensible in given situation Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I'm thinking the kick was not of the proper velocity given the situation. Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I really don't have a ton of room to talk here. I am a huge softy when it come to animals. I recently spent so much on a operation to save my dog that it would just floor you. No, really, an obscene amount. But...a cat, holding me hostage in a room.......no. Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 same here, i would laugh at my cat, and teach my child not to yank on animal tails, and let them touch an oven, watch them fall, scrape up their knees, let them disrespect me or another adult one time and then show them how a nice willow branch lawyers any sort of verbal explanation you can give... its a damn shame 1 Link to comment
captaingamez Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 That would be a very dead cat if that was my house A VERY dead cat. Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 RPG is the only answer. Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Cat attacking babies = a dead fuckin cat end of story. i would never let a cat, dog, fuckin rhino attack a family member and be such a bitch about it that i run and hide. Someone needs to tell this guy your a god damn man so act like one. Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcgUDoV_ I would feel a little less pussish to be trapped by a rhino though. Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I thought this to be as good a place as any to post scam emails I get from time to time. I'm not looking to start a discussion about their credibility, just want to poke fun at them. Its funny to think some poor guy sat down at his kitchen table to write this up. "Honey how many D's in the word Federal?" Here's one I got today. FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.Office of the Minister of Finance12 LEKKI PENNINSULA, COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.TEL: +229-99215288 (Hot-Line)Ref#: FMF/SGH/101/231Date: 12th March, 2014. Attn: Beneficiary The Board of Federal Ministry of Finance Benin Republic are here to notifythe receipt of your information's on how to delivery your package via theservice of BREAKAWAY EXPRESS to avoid paying money to the fraud stars thatis going on through the global as your e-mail address was found among thelist of foreigners that have been lost they contract payment by BeninRepublic Government. The management and control of all finances of the Government as prescribedby the constitution of the country is the responsibility of the Ministry ofFinance to handle all foreign arias/debts. We wish to warn you against somemiscreants, hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people byclaiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of thiscountry called Benin Republic. Please we are advising you to stop any further communication with them asyou are taking a very big risk and if it might interest you to know. HisExcellence President of Federal Republic of Benin, Dr.Yayi Boni hasinstructed this Department of Financial Minister to deposit your packagewith the service of DHL COURIER OFFICE DELIVERY EXPRESS. Note: there is a little fee that you are required to pay been Dhl couriersecurity keeping fee and delivery fee together with the insuranceCertificate. The office of the honorable Federal Ministry of Finance hasconcluded with the management Director of the Breakaway Express, Dr. CharlesBenedetto, which your package worth sum of $7.2 Million United StatesDollars, will be delivered to you by the Dhl courier Diplomat means just assoon as you can send them the security keeping fee and delivery fee togetherwith the insurance Certificate. The security keeping fee is to cost you $55US Dollars, while the Delivery fee together with the insurance Certificatewill cost you the sum of $180 all together is the sum of $235.00USD. We are not authorized to deduct the cost from your principle funds due tothe comprehensive insurance cover against loss on transit. Your package willimmediately deliver to your house upon confirmation of the paymentinformation of the security keeping fee, Delivery fee together with theInsurance Certificate Fee. Below is the Name of the cashier officer for you to make the payment readyand get back immediately to enable Federal Ministry of Finance to finallyinstruction the Dhl Courier Express to delivery your package which will bedelivered through their Diplomat in nest 24 hours you forward the paymentdetails. Receiver name;JOHN NDIDI NWAKASICity; .COTONOUCountry; .BENIN REPUBLICTest Question; AFTER RAINAnswer; SUN SHINEAmount; $235.00USDMTCN;............. The moment you send out western union Or Money gram details we will besending you thecontact information's of the DHL EXPRESS COURIER for the delivery ofyour package. Yours Sincerely,DR. FRANCIS ANTHONY .Minister Of FinanceFederal Republic Of Benin.Direct Tel:+229-99215288Email:(federalministry.offinance2@yandex.com)The Federal Ministry Of Finance. The Federal Ministry Of Finance. Reply Forward Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Awesome, just take it out of my winnings, hell, take a 20 for yourself and send me the rest. Link to comment
paradime Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I use Breakaway Express all the time to send huge amounts of money to the Honorable Tele-Marketers who call me at dinner time Every Fucking Night. I tell them their check is being sent from the BENIN REPUBLIC, and if they want a tracing # to call +229-99215288 and ask for Dr. Charles Benedetto. Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 I like the test question and answer, that was a new twist for me. The letter is missing some key elements, however. - No mention of the International Monetary Fund - No mention of the United Nations - The use of the title "DHL Courier Diplomat" is confusing. Is he a courier or a diplomat? I didn't realize that the DHL company was in fact a sovereign nation. Bonus points for using the terms "Hoodlums, Miscreants, and Touts". Link to comment
maltese Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Wait. So I pay $235.00, right? And I get $7,200,000.00? Shoot, I don't know about y'all, but that sounds like a good deal to me! Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 If you sent the 235 and actually got the 7 mill, I would hang myself with a pair of dirt undershorts. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 . the dude that was scared of the cat First of all he shouldn't have been allowed to breed, just like 100% of the douchebag assholes out there. Isn't there a test you have to pass? Police should shoot him and rescue the cat. Cat has battered wife syndrome or sexually frustrated from living with a pussy and never gettin' any.. Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Come to find out, he accidentally had the cat set on kill, everything is fine now. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 What's his name? Claude Balls???? 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 That's weird, how did you know that? Link to comment
smoke Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Ah, so THAT'S a piston. Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 So you pour in water with raisins, and it turns it into pee. Then it lights on fire, and pushes orange playdoh out the back? That is not at all how I thought it worked. 2 Link to comment
smoke Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Well, then it's a good thing this came along for you. All the big name guys have been running water and raisins for years. The secret of turning it to pee is all in the quench area. Link to comment
r0p0doe Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvqcLfVbB9s 1 Link to comment
maltese Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. 2 Link to comment
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