monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 We cooked up some of that Great Value chicken noodle soup. When I was getting ready to chow down, I found about 10 larvae floating around the sum bitch. They are yellowish (I assume due to the chicken broth) with little green ends (which I assume is their shit containment centers). I didn't eat any, b/c I'm a made food inspector, but my mom did. I contacted the Walmart and the FDA seeking advisement. Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Fry them in a little butter with some garlic. Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Hope you saved the package, they'll need the lot date code and processing facility code to do anything beyond saying "Sorry, but how did YOU contaminate our product?" Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Yes, I've still got the can. I guess best case scenario is I get a replacement can of chicken noodle. Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Pics!!!! Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Fry them in a little butter with some garlic. A Bear Gryllis special! Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 This happened to me and my brother Doug only it was a mouse in a beer .. We took it back and got a whole twofour for free don't you know. 4 Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 They are really small: I bet I'd get more coupons if I slathered it on facebook. Quote Link to comment
DanielC Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Extra Protein! Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 WalFart hasn't emailed me yet. It should be immediate! I'm going to own that store. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Safeway makes a good chicken noodle soup. I dodge Walmart brand when it comes to food. Just imagine the factory that has maggots growing on the chicken before its made into soup. Fuckin sick now. Full disclosure: I'm one of those Body's a temple, organic, food growing, hippy assholes. 2 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 The burden of proof is on you. Your best bet is to threaten as much poor publicity as you can muster and hope that scares them into some sort of payoff. Perhaps they will be willing to give you a lifetime supply of Optic White toofpastes? 2 Quote Link to comment
dat77sun Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 found those same looking larvae in a package of top ramen a few years back, havent ate top ramen since Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 They haven't replied to my email. I wonder how fast they will delete it off of the store's facebook page though. I shall see. Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Was deleted on one refresh EDiT: oh shit, that makes it a conspiracy Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Was deleted on one refresh EDiT: oh shit, that makes it a conspiracy Send a copy to the Food and Drug Administration . Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 I emailed them. They have yet to respond. I just filed with the USDA. Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Why you eatin chicken soup out of a can???? 2 Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 What else it come out of? Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 I make my own chicken soup. 3 Quote Link to comment
monkbonk Posted December 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 I want some soup Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 I make my own chicken soup. My wife makes the best freakin chickin soup. If you have to eat it out of a can at least try something other than wallyworld brand. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 If you get a cash settlement get a fucking better camera.... 3 Quote Link to comment
ArchetypeDatsun Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 If you get a cash settlement get a fucking better camera.... X2 Looks like you took a picture with a potato...no but a better pic with good zoom in this like trying to proof Bigfoot exist with a blurry ass pic. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's probably sprouted rice.... Quote Link to comment
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