Daily Randomness.........Back to Randomness........................................

[RatVonDude]

My days of crazy are over thank god. I had an ex bang in the hood of my old BMW because she wanted waffles at 2:30am. Dropped her drunk ass off.

I still get text messages from crazy ex-girlfriends.

I don't feel sorry for the guys that date them. If you want a projects, they are easy to find, when you hit 40 they will find you.

My lady is so damn cool, high IQ, geek on the street freak in the sheets. Crazy women are like black labs that were neutered to young.

[flatcat19]

I'm pretty pissed about your fish tank.

 

 

Need a ninja? Just sayin.

[smoke]

Oh yeah, been wanting to try out that ninja shirt thing.

[flatcat19]

Try on?

 

I'm so covert I use black body paint.

Extra stealthy. Less resistance.

[smoke]

Out/on, whatever.

[flatcat19]

Repost! Pay it!

[q-tip]

For sheer time involved the tank has to be a hard thing to loose, corals don't come easy

[RatVonDude]

 

This mag still out there? I used to order throwing stars, blow guns, and ninja shit all day

[VFR800]

 

[smoke]

That's an odd looking tire on that skyline.

[VFR800]

Oh? 

[smoke]

Odd as in I dig the hell out of them and want a set, but larger.

[hosestop@msn.com]

Hey man what's up with the left hand drive cars ,noticed the Z then the Camaro also must be imports !Keep posting Aussie cars.

[VFR800]

Odd as in I dig the hell out of them and want a set, but larger.

 

 

 

 

 

Hey man what's up with the left hand drive cars ,noticed the Z then the Camaro also must be imports !Keep posting Aussie cars.

 

 

[freetheoranges]

 

Modified my Ratsun sticker a bit.............

 

........................I'm not quite sure how I feel about it yet.........but it'll stay for now............

 

 

 

 

Modified the letters of the "built" and "bought" to make this jem, which Busta Nut thinks may get me pulled over..

 

[EastBay521]

that's just asking to get pulled over.........atleast in my area

[smoke]

Pulled over for what? Oooooooooh that's right, shitty.

[bananahamuck]

The news was running a story on driving over the pass in winter,, and in the audio you can hear the state trooper telling the two people in Subaru " You are allowed to have it in the car it just has to be put away in the glovebox or storage container,, not just laying out in the open."

"It" i am assuming by the tone in his voice  is marijuana,  strange new world we live in up here.

[smoke]

I would be the dick that would say "being inside my car is not exactly laying out in the open is it" all while being elbowed by my ol'lady to shut the fuck up.

[VFR800]

[RatVonDude]

I heard if you have a commercial drivers license cops tend to let you off the hook. This whole marijuana toleration thing is gonna change quik, sucks for guys like me that suffer from road rage.

[VFR800]

[q-tip]

Mmmmm....cupcakes.......

[VFR800]

Mmmmm....cupcakes.......

 

 

[mikeanike99]

I like cup cakes..... :D