kiznook Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 always liked this quote, but just caught the datsun reference Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement. Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy, what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked! Quote Link to comment
tiltnose510 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 You arrogant ass, you've killed us! Hunt for Red October. No Datsun, just a fave Quote Link to comment
1lo620 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 always liked this quote, but just caught the datsun reference Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement. Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy, what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked! Planes, trains and automoblies....love that movie..... Quote Link to comment
tiltnose510 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Who could forget... I love the smell of Nissans in the morning. or was that napom. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 What is it that makes me laugh whenever I see this sceen?: Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood's voice): " Seems to me, that when I gets to likin' someone...... They ain't around too long." Chief Dan George: "Seems to me, that when you gets to dislikin' someone....... They ain't around too long either" How about this one: (extra points for naming the movie) A '30s gangster stands, blocking the doorway, and opens his coat, revealing a holstered gun and says: (to Bruce Willis) "Guess you're just going to have to kill me." Bruce: "It'll hurt, if I do!" Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Del Griffith.....Shower Curtain guy! LOL! She may be small and skinny but shes strong! Last baby came out sideways! Quote Link to comment
tiltnose510 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Lessen you're hawg or somethin'... People train runs outta Stubbville. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 "I am the Nightrider! I am a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out-of-controller! I am the Chosen One! The mighty hand of Vengeance! Sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling dice! Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom!" "the Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. a nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwurks!" Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 G.T.O.: [after being approached sexually by a male hitchhiker] I'm not into that! Oklahoma hitchhiker: I just thought it might relax you while you drive. G.T.O.: This is competition, man. I've got no time. "There's music out there I can dance to!" Quote Link to comment
race-rodz Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 G.T.O.: [after being approached sexually by a male hitchhiker] I'm not into that!Oklahoma hitchhiker: I just thought it might relax you while you drive. G.T.O.: This is competition, man. I've got no time. never thought i would see the day where somebody quotes two-lane blacktop... "i wake up in the morning and piss excellence" Quote Link to comment
phatdave Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? [Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up] Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: You give them a lot? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here. Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Jules: I'll just walk the earth. Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth? Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu." Bob Falfa: Field car? What's a field car? John Milner: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow. Steve Bolander: Where are you going? It's awfully early in the morning. Curt Henderson: [pause] I have a dentist appointment. Quote Link to comment
Pacific coast Datsun Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 From Planes trains & automobiles........... after John candy drives the wrongway on the freeway & gets sideswiped by the semi's he gets out of the car & tells Steve martin..........."OH HEY THAT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT!" :lol: Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 "He's drunk, how does he know where we're going" Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 You a bounty hunter? Mans got to do somethin for a livin Dyin aint much of a livin boy! all I have is this piece of hard rock candy, but its not for eatin just for lookin thru whooped em again Josey yeah, whooped em again boy You get them holes to bleedin I'm gonna whoop you with a knotted plow line! Well you gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? OUTLAW JOSEY WALES IS THE SHIT! Quote Link to comment
phatdave Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 My name is Inego Montoya you killed my father,now prepare to die. My favorite...er..uh..never mind. Quote Link to comment
Pacific coast Datsun Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 A few P T & A clips...look here @ .33 & see a 4 door 210 ! http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYXZvH334_M & the car rental scene.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=dA4pAkZwrkE Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Run forrest run! That nice young man had himself a guitar case! some years late that nice young man just up and died! Must be hard being the king Is there a Mr Gump, Miss Gump?? Sorry I got in a fight at your black panther party. shrimp creo, shrimp cabob, shrimp on a stick.......... My all time fav from that movie........You ever been on a real shrimp boat? No. But I've been on a real big boat! PRICELESS:D Quote Link to comment
datsunfreak Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 How about this one: (extra points for naming the movie) A '30s gangster stands, blocking the doorway, and opens his coat, revealing a holstered gun and says: (to Bruce Willis) "Guess you're just going to have to kill me." Bruce: "It'll hurt, if I do!" Last Man Standing. You gave it away by naming Bruce Willis. I'd have never got it otherwise. :P Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Viet Fucking Nam!! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Last Man Standing. You gave it away by naming Bruce Willis. I'd have never got it otherwise. :P How about: "Do your best??? Losers always wine about doing their best. Winners get to go home a fuck the prom queen!!!!" Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Charlie dont surf! (Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now) If they run there V.C., If they dont run , there a well disciplined V.C. (Gunner on chopper - Full Metal Jacket) I want that Head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump in there! ( Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket) Dont you eyball me boy! I'll rip out your eyes and skull-fuck you to death (Drill instructor - Officer and a gentelman) Man hes been shot 6 times! Nobody gonna kill Barnes cept Barnes! (Platoon) Quote Link to comment
RacnJsn95 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 "Ladies and gentlemen, you have no idea how good it makes me feel to be here today. It is truly an honor to risk my life for you. An honor. Before I jump this motorcycle over these 19 cars - and I want you to know there's not a Volkswagen or a Datsun in the row - before I sail cleanly over that last truck, I want to tell you that last night a kid came up to me and he said, "Mr Knievel, are you crazy? That jump you're going to make is impossible, but I already have my tickets because I want to see you splatter." That's right, that's what he said. And I told that boy last night that nothing is impossible. " Quote Link to comment
pope_face Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 "He can't come in here... he'll see everything! He'll... he'll see the big board!" Olive: "I'd like to dedicate this to my Grandpa, who showed me these moves..." Announcer: "Aww, that's so cute. Where's your Grandpa now, is he in the audience?" Olive: "He's in the trunk of our car..." I loved Little Miss Sunshine... way too many good quotes, but I won't waste too much space... :D Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 "He can't come in here... he'll see everything! He'll... he'll see the big board!" :D Dr. Strangelove, or (how I stopped worrying and learned how to love the bomb) Quote Link to comment
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