kiznook Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 1. 64 Chevy Malibu Convertible (red) c. Pulp Fiction (do you see a sign outside that says dead nigger storage?) 2. 66 Mercury Comet Convertible a. Swingers (your so fucking money and you dont even know it!) 3. 68 Mustang Shelby GT e. Gone in 60 Seconds (I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation! ) 4. 83 Porsche 928 d. Risky Business (sometimes you just got to say what the fuck) 5. 72 Chevy Cheyenne Shorty (amongst other cool asss cars) b. Dazed and confused (Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle! I would have gone for the Pink lebaron from Swingers. And the original gone in 60 seconds. Reminds me of my Sr. quote in the yearbook in high school: "That's what I love about these high school girls man, I keep getting older and they stay the same age" "Hey man ya got a joint?" "No" "You'd be a lot cooler if you did" "Alright, alright, alright" AND the "dead ni**er storage" would reference the Nova not the malibu. Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for? 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again? 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy! 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it. Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? Olaf: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...BERSERKER.....WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING F**K BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'... Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag. Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Teen #1: What the hell are you singing? Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [silent Bob points to the two teens] Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain. Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. here's a "name that" quote: "you dick" Quote Link to comment
datsun dreamer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Kiznook, Fast times at ridgemont High!!!! Quote Link to comment
Edz280zx Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 "There's only one fucking trilogy!" Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Jason.....Used Cars is right... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 here's a "name that" quote: "you dick" Kelly Preston (Mrs. Travolta) to Tim Robins in Nothing To Loose Martin Lawrence: Don't kill me freaky Jason Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 The rock...........Sean Connery rocks! I love the Rock. As a movie it's ok, to pretty good, but it's full of funny stuff. My wife and I watch it and can't help mouthing the dialogue. I'll take great pleasure in guttin' you. Boy! How do you like the way that shit works? Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 My brother's gonna shit....my brother's gonna kill us! Well what's he gonna do? Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us? 1st he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! I can fix it.... How the fuck you gonna fix it? My dad's a TV repair man...he's got a awwesome set of tools! Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 I would have gone for the Pink lebaron from Swingers. And the original gone in 60 seconds. Reminds me of my Sr. quote in the yearbook in high school: "That's what I love about these high school girls man, I keep getting older and they stay the same age" "Hey man ya got a joint?" "No" "You'd be a lot cooler if you did" "Alright, alright, alright" AND the "dead ni**er storage" would reference the Nova not the malibu. Damn Kiz you are a perfectionist arent u!? I liked that quote better than "Dont be bringin a dyin od'in bitch to my house!" and the malibu is a much more memorable car than the plane-jane nova:fu: lol as for the pink lebaron....why not the piece of crap cavalier? Its red. Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 What a classic movie! Randall is the best! That movie has some of the best lines. The dialogue between Randle and Dante is priceless. Jay and Silent Bob are goofy as hell. 36!? slurp-slurp-slurp.... I'm not even supposed to be here today! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 I'm not even supposed to be here today! http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/behere.wav http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Clerks"e=berserker2.txt&file=berserker2.wav -Noinge, noinge, noinge, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. -you get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? -this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers. -hey, are there any balls down there?" Jay: "about the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry." -bunch of savages in this town." Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Hey kid. You seen a set of keys? No time for love Dr. Jones! Fucking Kids. Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame. Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine! Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Cowboy Stranger: I like your style dude The Dude: Oh yeah thanks Ilike your whole thing you got going there Cowboy Stranger: Theres just one thing dude. The Dude: Oh yeah whats that? Cowboy Stranger: Do you need to swear so much? The Dude: What the Fuck are you talking about? Cowboy Stranger: OK Dude have it your way.:P Quote Link to comment
jesusno2 Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 "Fuck it dude, let's go bowling" "yippie kiya futher fucker" Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 "What we have here..... is a failure to communicate" Ray... just for you! Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Cowboy Stranger: I like your style dude The Dude: Oh yeah thanks Ilike your whole thing you got going there Cowboy Stranger: Theres just one thing dude. The Dude: Oh yeah whats that? Cowboy Stranger: Do you need to swear so much? The Dude: What the Fuck are you talking about? Cowboy Stranger: OK Dude have it your way.:P too easy!! the character name gives it away "The Dude" Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 $350? Can't we just put him in a coffee can or something? You had me? You never had me! You never even had your car! Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 too easy!! the character name gives it away "The Dude" So what is the name of the movie?:confused: Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time. College Student: A big day? Doing what? Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. :D Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. and another Thorny: Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer. Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 I heard about that shit you guys were doing; saying meow and shit. fuckin' stupid, you guys are pussies! I'm gonna go up to the window and call him "chickenfucker!" Let's call ourselfs "car ramrod"! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 meow I'm gonna go up to the window and call him "chickenfucker!" :lol: F: Gimme a litre o' cola. Burger Guy: What? F: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? T: Will you just order a large, Farva? F: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Burger Guy: [to F] I don't know what that is! F: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] F: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP! Quote Link to comment
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